Feb. 11, 2026 | The Signs as their unhinged Valentine’s Day gifts
Aries: bad dragon lanyard
Taurus: bean burrito
Gemini: chinese fingertrap
Cancer: little tiny ceramic animals, mostly ducks.
Leo: A voodoo doll of their partner with a lot of holes
Virgo: A five page love letter from someone they’ve spoken to once
Libra: Lego Ninja Character Display 15th Anniversary
Scorpio: a buy one get one free coupon for a subway sandwich
Sagittarius: A giant custom face pillow
Capricorn: cat ears and a maid costume
Aquarius: hamster
Pisces: Nothing. “Valentine’s Day is just a day, I can show my love and appreciation year round.” (they probably don’t do anything the other 364 days either)
