Jan. 21 2026 | The Signs in 2016
Aries: world’s staunchest defender of the Coldplay halftime show
Taurus: ruler of the Snapchat dog filter
Gemini: the killer clown
Cancer: Rio de Janeiro Insta Filter
Leo: An unhealthy obsession with Overwatch
Virgo: Enters a bottle flipping competition
Libra: Always playing Pokemon Go an unhealthy amount
Scorpio: rocking the chains, black leggings and Blurryface t-shirt
Sagittarius: The ultimate choker + ripped jeans diva
Capricorn: Avengers tower fics with Clint in the vents and Thor eating Pop-Tarts
Aquarius: Ryan Gosling in La La LandPisces: Staring at the ceiling while listening to the entirety of Blonde by Frank Ocean
