This week in entirely made up horoscopes….

Jan. 7 2026 | What the signs drop from their inventory when they die

Aries: 3 blaze powder, 3 raw beef and 6 stacks of nether brick slabs

Taurus: a full stack of TNT

Gemini: A mending book

Cancer: 36 Lava Chicken Music Disks

Leo: A wooden pickaxe and a nether star

Virgo: 100 apples 

Libra: 1000s of Name Tags, cyan dye and a single bone 

Scorpio: An enchanted pickaxe with fortune III, unbreaking III, efficiency V and mending I

Sagittarius: Really good skywars loot that Aries already picked up

Capricorn: A shulker box full of the rarest items it took you hours to find 

Aquarius: iPad.

Pisces: Enchanting table, milk bucket and suspicious stew.