Nov 5. 2025 | The Signs as your weird coworkers
Aries: Throws bits of turf at you because they think it’s funny
Taurus: Everyone has met them but you. Who are they? Do they even exist?
Gemini: is chronically online and always makes unfunny tiktok references even though nobody laughs
Cancer: Brings jell-O salad to the work potluck
Leo: Their reaction to a fire will only bring a smile
Virgo: Constantly asks you questions that make you uncomfortable
Libra: A burnt-out, pre-retirement guy who eats soup with a Dr. Pepper.
Scorpio: Emails you borderline offensive memes all day
Sagittarius: Brings tuna for lunch everyday and offers to spoon feed everyone
Capricorn: Drinks coffee creamer straight from the bottle every day
Aquarius: Has the heat set unconventionally high
Pisces: Gives you free life advice. You did not ask for advice.
