Oct 15 2025 | The Signs at a Haunted House
Aries: Runs ahead of you, waits for you at the exit and makes fun of you when you come out frazzled
Taurus: gets scared and lowkey assaults an actor
Gemini: way too friendly to the scare actors and keeps complimenting them and their costumes
Cancer: Holds your hand to make sure you’re all good.
Leo: Will shout behind you to scare you
Virgo: pees their pants out of fear
Libra: Goes on their phone to look at cat memes instead
Scorpio: convinces you to go with them but then pushes you in front to save themself
Sagittarius: Walks through the house scaring the scare actors
Capricorn: laughs the whole time because they have no soul
Aquarius: does not attend the haunted house
Pisces: Spends most of the time standing by the entrance debating whether they should go in or not. Tries to turn back multiple times once they finally decide to walk in.
