The Western Howl Staff
Theme: Hot girl summer tips!
Aries 3/21-4/19
ur hot already
Taurus 4/20-5/20
Sleep. Nothing else.
Gemini 5/21-6/20
Disagreeing with Virgo, avoid the sunscreen and get toasty
Cancer 6/21-7/22
Live life to the fullest and don’t be afraid
Leo 7/23-8/22
Your fire’s a little low babe, it’s time you take it back
Virgo 8/23-9/22
Wear sunscreen with at least SPF 30!
Libra 9/23-10/22
GTL; Gym, tan, laundry! #jerseyshore
Scorpio 10/23-11/21
be queer invoke fear
Sagittarius 11/22-12/21
hydrate
Capricorn 12/22-1/19
Cry twice a day, it’ll clear your skin up to make for some killer photos
Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18
Act “cultured” and order a “Ban(h) Mi” that’s actually just a chicken sandwich
Pisces 2/19 – 3/20
Turn up the heater?
