The Western Howl Staff
Theme: What are the signs allergic to?
Aries 3/21-4/19
deez nuts
Taurus 4/20-5/20
b.s. i don’t need to spell it out for ya
Gemini 5/21-6/20
Bees love Geminis y’know, hope you’re prepared
Cancer 6/21-7/22
citrus
…there’s no joke, i just live a sad life without good fruit
Leo 7/23-8/22
Coffee that isn’t iced
Virgo 8/23-9/22
North Dakota
Libra 9/23-10/22
I’m allergic to huge family gatherings
Scorpio 10/23-11/21
Everyone is allergic to scorpion venom. You are no exception
Sagittarius 11/22-12/21
Ur mom.
Capricorn 12/22-1/19
Buddha flavoured holy water, for some reason it doesn’t agree with me
Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18
myself
Pisces 2/19 – 3/20
With how stuffed my nose is… air
