The Western Howl Staff
Aries 3/21-4/19
I’m giving you a coupon to shut up
Taurus 4/20-5/20
Oh look it’s a mug that says C–t and the C is the handle. I thought it matched your personality.
Gemini 5/21-6/20
Unlock your next gift with a healthy donation of $30
Cancer 6/21-7/22
I know you hate cheeseburgers, so I got you a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Leo 7/23-8/22
No, I didn’t get you anything. Did I get you???
Virgo 8/23-9/22
One (1) free pass to your local occult meeting
Libra 9/23-10/22
A stapler and loose staples placed inside neon jello. Useful and delicious!
Scorpio 10/23-11/21
enjoy my half-drunk peppermint mocha 🙂
Sagittarius 11/22-12/21
What’s that? You don’t want this gag ball?
Capricorn 12/22-1/19
I couldn’t afford a gift this year, so I got you this box
Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18
It’s sudoku toilet paper! Figured you needed something to do while you’re in there for an hour
Pisces 2/19 – 3/20
I hope you enjoy this personalized notebook with a 2-page note I wrote for you and this scrap book and this mug and…
