Share some turkey puns during thanksgiving; they are sure to get at least a few pity chuckles
Compiled by The Western Howl staff
Gobble ‘til you wobble.
I’d like to cut back on thanksgiving leftovers but I can’t cut back cold turkey
Where do turkeys go when they die? The gravey-yard
Gravy is the turKEY to my heart
What did the cranberry say to the gravy? Let’s get sauced.
It doesn’t get butter than this.
Nobody puts gravy in the corner.
The nap after eating is called the silence of the yams.
Bread-y or not, here I crumble!
Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me.
What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving? Lucky
