Bad Pickup Lines

HOW YOU DOIN’

I want you to bang me like how the ed building’s automatic doors bang me

Are you a beaver, cuz dammm!

Are you https? Because you got me feelin’ ://

I’m not a photographer but I can picture us together

Are you Taco Bell sauce? Cuz gurl, you pretty mild. 

Hi 

You want to know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again.

Are you a banana? Cuz i find u a-peel-ing.

If you stood in front of a mirror with 11 roses, you’d be looking at 12 beautiful things

Hey do you shred cheese? Cause I think you’re grate

Is your name google? Cause you have all the answers I need

I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart

Are you a traffic ticket? Cause you got fine written all over you.

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Have you been to the doctor’s lately? Cause it think you’re missing some vitamin me. 

Hey, you should add me on snap. 

You must be the highlight to my contour cause we go perfectly together.

Hey, do you want to come work at my construction site? I need someone to lay pipe. ;]

Do you like trees? My favorite tree is the chemis-tree between us.

Is your name wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Are you French? Cause Ma-DAMN.

If You Were A President, You’d Be Babe-Raham Lincoln.

Are you a fireman? Cause you’re on fire tonight.

You’re like the moon, a lot of people don’t believe you exist because it’s alla simulation

Are you a cow, cause I’ll eat that patty.

Are you the sun because one day you’re gonna blow up one day and kill us all.

When I wish on a star I wish on you

Are you a flat, smooth rock? Cuz I’d chuck you across the water and see how many times you bounce.

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

Give me a minute to get hard, I just came out of a chick.

Hey there, are you looking for love? Cuz you’ve been looking in Alderaan places.