The Signs as things you’d leave in an Uber
Aries: a Spongebob golf ball
Taurus: The phone number of their enemy
Gemini: intentionally leaves behind trash they didn’t want to take care of
Cancer: phone.
Leo: their friends
Virgo: a pair of shoes
Libra: Used hotdog wrapper with dried mustard
Scorpio: Your dignity
Sagittarius: Chapstick
Capricorn: Spends ten minutes checking they didn’t forget anything
Aquarius: All of their luggage
Pisces: A CD of “Weird Al” Yankovic
