The Signs responding to a 2 A.M. “you up?” text
Aries: Notification wakes them up, leaves it on read
Taurus: Is up watching TikTok but doesn’t answer
Gemini: too busy stealing stop signs to respond
Cancer: “I’m already here… check the closet ;)”
Leo: No.
Virgo: definitely awake doing their seasonal midnight deep-clean
Libra: Yep playing minecraft
Scorpio: “only if you agree to be my sacrifice”
Sagittarius: can’t answer because they lost their phone somewhere
Capricorn: phone is on DND
Aquarius: The one who sends the “you up” text
Pisces: Nope avoids that completely
