This signs past life:
Aries: A war leader who forced their way into the front line.
Taurus: Chef of a Mediterranean/Canadian fusion restaurant.
Gemini: Magician who accidentally sets the stage on fire.
Cancer: A Shark whose pescetarian
Leo: A motivational speaker who is not so motivating.
Virgo: Chemist who is trying to morph an Oreo and a hotdog.
Libra: Detective who steals the food from the crime scenes.
Scorpio: Professional rock thrower.
Sagittarius: Celebrity who said the wrong thing in an interview and got canceled for it.
Capricorn: A black cat named Okra.
Aquarius: An architect who adds pointless elevators to every one-story building.
Pisces: Angry poet who writes about past relationships when they were the problem.
