Jan. 28, 2026 | The signs after a breakup
Aries: acts nonchalant but is dying inside
Taurus: orders bottomless margaritas at applebee’s
Gemini: holy tinder
Cancer: “I didn’t even like them that much” (was planning a wedding)
Leo: Arson and My Chemical Romance
Virgo: Throws up all over themselves
Libra: Does nothing but play video games and eat junk food to cope.
Scorpio: Keys their car
Sagittarius: overanalyzes the breakup text
Capricorn: Immediately moves on, no time for heartbreak
Aquarius: holds onto a piece of every person they’ve ever loved FOREVER
Pisces: Starts reading books and stuff
