The signs go on a date…
Aries: silently takes notes to debrief with the besties later
Taurus: kum n go
Gemini: immediately exposes all of their red flags
Cancer: Falls in love after being shown the absolute bare minimum
Leo: has a mental breakdown and goes home.
Virgo: Canceled last minute, berates themselves for making plans on a sacred friday evening
Libra: goes way over the top and overwhelms their date
Scorpio: Oh the date went well? Time to rent the U-Haul
Sagittarius: Date so crazy our first stop was couple’s counseling
Capricorn: *stuffs breadsticks into pockets*
Aquarius: doesn’t make it through the door
Pisces: I’m way overdressed for hotdogs in the park
