Dec. 3 2025 | What the signs give at a white elephant event
Aries: ghost pepper hot sauce and bean-boozled with a note saying “do it”
Taurus: a whole rotisserie chicken.
Gemini: deodorant with a pretty lil bow on it
Cancer: a bag of those tiny plastic babies
Leo: A single condom to a notoriously single person
Virgo: A three pack of plain white socks
Libra: A Britney Spears-opoly board game
Scorpio: A used gift card with $1.47 left on it
Sagittarius: A blender box … filled to the brim with candy penises
Capricorn: a jar full of pennies
Aquarius: hamster
Pisces: Used incense burner (incense not included)
