This week in entirely made up horoscopes….

Nov. 19 2025 |  The signs as the titles of their worst fanfic 

Aries: i uhh… what’s a fanfic… (has 300 ao3 works)

Taurus: The Lover’s Office: Orange x Bubba

Gemini: Warrior Cats New Clan

Cancer: Mpreg Sonic x Shadow

Leo: The Shadow Bride of Darkipler

Virgo: Lieutenant Dan x Forrest Gump x Bubba 

Libra: Love’s a Battlefield (and the Navy Did Not Train Steve for This Shit)

Scorpio: Elmo X Rocko: Enemies to Lovers

Sagittarius: I walked alone till I met you (not a romance movie)

Capricorn: Sold to One Direction (Not Clickbait)

Aquarius: Love letter to my high school spanish teacher

Pisces: Me and Aaron Rodgers Took Ayahuasca in Southern Oregon and Befriended The Hat Man and a Friendly Spider