Nov 12 2025 | The signs as their weird secrets
Aries: is lowkey addicted to going to rage rooms
Taurus: Dr. Pimple Popper’s #1 fan
Gemini: favorite app is quora
Cancer: Collects creepy porcelain dolls
Leo: Is scared of the dark
Virgo: Committed a hit and run 3 years ago
Libra: Makes their food talk to each other while they are eating
Scorpio: Keeps a jar of toenail clippings
Sagittarius: Makes their pet lick peanut butter from their toe
Capricorn: secretly sticks their used Zyn pouches on their bedroom wall
Aquarius: can’t read 🙁
Pisces: Is secretly a SoundCloud rapper and starts every song by saying “you already know who it is” we don’t. They have 15 monthly listeners and at least 14 of them are probably bots.
