The Signs as houseplants
Aries: Bird of paradise
Taurus: Poinsettia
Gemini: a dead fern
Cancer: a dying cactus with a singular pink flower
Leo: Marble Monstera
Virgo: a fake houseplant
Libra: English Ivy
Scorpio: Snake plant
Sagittarius: String of pearls
Capricorn: Neon Pothos
Aquarius: a spider plant that has grown out of control
Pisces: Anthurium
