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[fruitful_tab title=”Aries 3/21-4/19″] The stars are having a brain fart. Maybe you should make up your own horoscope this week Aries. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Taurus 4/20-5/20″] Hahaha what an amazing and relatable comic. It was probably made by someone super cool. Stop reading this and go admire it. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Gemini 5/21-6/20″] You know what time of year it is, GIRL SCOUT COOKIE SZN! Where them Thin Mints at?! [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Cancer 6/21-7/22″] Studying… Netflix… studying… Yep, Netflix. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Leo 7/23-8/22″] Grab a chair and stand on it. Versatile. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Virgo 8/23-9/22″] The stars noticed as you walked past the people tabling in the WUC, immediately pulled out your phone and pretended you were reading something very important just to avoid any eye contact/act like you didn’t even notice the people staring directly at you, waiting for your attention. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Libra 9/23-10/22″] The stars see midterms in your future, Libra. Aren’t we insightful? [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Scorpio 10/23-11/21″] If you disappear into the forest, your student loans won’t be able to follow you. It’s science. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Sagittarius 11/22-12/21″] Sometimes people are just exhausting, Sagittarius. Good luck out there. [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Capricorn 12/22-1/19″] Remember that movie “Surf’s Up 2” with all those penguin surfers? Me neither. [/fruitful_tab]

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The stars know how you’re getting through midterms: with a healthy amount of sleep…actually it’s more like 13 cans of pure caffeine that keeps you up for three days straight with zero crash and all the insomnia.

The stars are #notsponsored by Bang [/fruitful_tab]

[fruitful_tab title=”Pisces 2/19-3/20″] I have a big old question for you, Pisces… Why does my foot look like this? [/fruitful_tab]

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