The signs if they were bugs:
Aries: a large wet Western worm
Taurus: dragonfly
Gemini: firefly in a jar
Cancer: Semi-aggressive mantis staring into your soul, test me…
Leo: C–ty little moth
Virgo: Honey bee
Libra: Pink sticky note with eight googly eyes on it
Scorpio: Atlas Moth due to their 13” wingspan, duh
Sagittarius: Homosexual Cicada
Capricorn: That one worm in Brazil that crawls up urethras
Aquarius: WOU’s trash squirells
Pisces: Morpho butterfly like the dude from The Matrix
