Aries: buying half price candy and advil at the drugstore
Taurus: saw the opportunity to run away last night and hasn’t been seen since
Gemini: already making a Pinterest board for next year’s fit
Cancer: still sleeping on the lawn after trying to connect with their inner moon child
Leo: putting up Christmas decorations
Virgo: to-do list was finished like three hours ago, superiority complex fulfilled
Libra: cleaning up after everyone else
Scorpio: Mariah Carey currently on defrost
Sagittarius: Clearance shopping Halloween decor
Capricorn: getting ready for their birthdays
Aquarius: sleeping until December
Pisces: hungover covered in candy wrappers.
