The Western Howl Staff
Theme: Stressing Tips / How To Stress
Aries 3/21-4/19
Call your parents and tell them you’re pregnant
Taurus 4/20-5/20
Get married at 21
Gemini 5/21-6/20
Run through various scenarios in your head that’re completely implausible
Cancer 6/21-7/22
Forget about your midterms until 4 hours before they’re due
Leo 7/23-8/22
Take a depression nap and leave all your work till the last minute
Virgo 8/23-9/22
Unfocus your eyes and look into a corner. The faceless old woman will appear.
Libra 9/23-10/22
Be a student at WOU. Work multiple jobs for minimum wage. Call it good.
Scorpio 10/23-11/21
Realise you hate your major but can’t change it
Sagittarius 11/22-12/21
Make a mess or something
Capricorn 12/22-1/19
Personally, I’m a sucker for losing really important items
Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18
Look at your bank account
Pisces 2/19 – 3/20
Energy drinks are not breakfast.
