This week in completely made up horoscopes

The Western Howl Staff

Theme: Midterms


Aries 3/21-4/19  

The mania that has set in from not sleeping in 3 days will never go away. 


Taurus 4/20-5/20

Going to sleep at 5am and waking up at 2pm seems to be working so why change it? 


Gemini 5/21-6/20 

Week 8. Is it over yet.


Cancer 6/21-7/22

The guy sure looks like plant food to me.


Leo 7/23-8/22

I’m going to Mcdonalds, you guys wanna tag along?


Virgo 8/23-9/22

The Sands Of Time Have Reached Their End. To Prepare For Your Finals, You Must Transcend.


Libra 9/23-10/22

If we all gather at the same time and day on Moodle, could we crash the site? Let’s put the team in teamwork. 


Scorpio 10/23-11/21 

Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because it happened


Sagittarius 11/22-12/21

Don’t mind. Don’t mind.


Capricorn 12/22-1/19

Spent all week catching up with my classes only to realize I forgot to do a project, lol what’s good y’all


Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18

Procrastinate, stress, cram, forget assignments, cry, rinse and repeat ⏤ it’s week 8 buckos.


Pisces 2/19 – 3/20

Week 8? More like breakdown 80. 

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