The Western Howl Staff
Theme: Voting
Aries 3/21-4/19
Don’t want to hear you whining if you didn’t vote.
Taurus 4/20-5/20
Are you ready to see another old white man as president again?
Gemini 5/21-6/20
no you can’t split your vote like your personality
Cancer 6/21-7/22
Hold onto your butts.
Leo 7/23-8/22
Just buy a few houseplants to like, help the vibe out, you know?
Virgo 8/23-9/22
Don’t worry, next week’s issue will include destressing tips.
Libra 9/23-10/22
Wait, I was asleep. What happened?
Scorpio 10/23-11/21
If you didn’t vote, I hope you enjoy eternal darkness 🙂
Sagittarius 11/22-12/21
No matter what happens, we have each other — stay strong!
Capricorn 12/22-1/19
Ah, the elderly man contest, the most interesting time of year
Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18
By mail or booth, you best vote
Pisces 2/19 – 3/20
Vote, or else…
