The Western Howl Staff
Theme: Horoscopes from The Fly
Aries 3/21-4/19
What if I just took a s—t right now.
Taurus 4/20-5/20
This is a nice spot for a nap.
Gemini 5/21-6/20
Bruh why’d he stay so long, get out of there before his hair gel kills you!
Cancer 6/21-7/22
Don’t listen to that guy. He’s trying to lead you down the path of wickedness. I’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks!
Leo 7/23-8/22
He’s not real he’s definitely like a lizard or something
Virgo 8/23-9/22
You know what they say flies are attracted to.
Libra 9/23-10/22
Thought I was landing on a snack, turned out it was a snake.
Scorpio 10/23-11/21
Listen to “Fly on the Wall” by Miley Cyrus.
Sagittarius 11/22-12/21
You better vote.
Capricorn 12/22-1/19
At least I made him look even more like an idiot
Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18
Oop, time for my 15 minutes of fame (⌐▨_▨)
Pisces 2/19 – 3/20
I can see why the audience is empty.
