Oct 8 2025 | The Signs as roommates
Aries: swears they don’t hate you but won’t follow you on insta
Taurus: NEVER wears their own clothes. Watch your closets, people.
Gemini: Do they even exist..? Never been seen.
Cancer: Constantly arguing on the phone with their significant other
Leo: Their 27 alarms will wake you up before it wakes them up
Virgo: Says you look great in a bad outfit
Libra: Never home and always going out
Scorpio: Eats all your snacks and refuses to Venmo you
Sagittarius: Has a new guy over every week
Capricorn: hotboxes the room 24/7 so you get contact high
Aquarius: 7+ bottles of wine in the recycling every week
Pisces: Super performative, room is decorated with vinyls they’ve never listened to and books they’ve never read and while they’ll never say it they think you’re inferior to them in every way.
