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Unconventional Christmas carols

Written by: Jaylin Emond-Hardin | Entertainment Editor

“I Won’t Be Home for Christmas” — Blink-182

“If We Make It Through December” — Phoebe Bridgers

“All I Want for Christmas Is You” — My Chemical Romance

“Please Don’t Jump (It’s Christmas)” — Dallon Weekes

“Christmas Saves the Year” — Twenty One Pilots

“Christmas Lights” — Coldplay

“Christmas/Sarajevo 12/24” — Trans-Siberian Orchestra

“Christmas Is Going to the Dogs” — Eels

“Mistress for Christmas” — AC/DC

“White Winter Hymnal” — Fleet Foxes

“Christmas Time (Don’t Let the Bells End)” — The Darkness

“Fairytale of New York” — Vance Joy

“Carol of the Bells” — Bad Wolves

“Jingle Bell Rock” — Thousand Foot Krutch

“Merry Flippin’ Christmas” — Bowling for Soup

“We Wish You a Merry Christmas” — Weezer

“The Little Drummer Boy” — Christopher Lee

“Christmas with the Devil” — Spinal Tap

“The Child With the Star On His Head” — Sufjan Stevens

“Lights On” — Tyler, The Creator

“Holiday” — Lil Nas X

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Oregon holiday festivities

Written by: Taylor Duff | Lifestyle Editor

Every winter, Oregon comes alive with holiday happiness and colorful activities that capture the enchantment of the season from all angles. Whether one is looking for a stunning light show, a cozy Christmas market or a festive parade, there’s something for everyone. From the twinkling of millions of lights at the Silverton Christmas Market to the distinct appeal of a floating Christmas Ship Parade, Oregon’s holiday festivities provide an abundance of opportunities to create memories with family and friends. 

The Silverton Christmas Market: Nov. 21 – Dec. 31. This yearly event at Oregon Garden Resort in Silverton turns the grounds into a winter paradise with over 1.5 million lights. The market is themed like a German Christkindlmarkt and features traditional German delights such as bratwurst and lebkuchen, as well as homemade gifts and crafts from local sellers. Families may enjoy snow-free tubing, comfortable fire pits and picture opportunities with Santa.

Umpqua Festival of Lights in Roseburg: Nov. 24 – Jan. 1. This drive-through light festival at Roseburg’s River Forks Park has the world’s tallest Nutcracker statue, standing 41 feet tall. It also features millions of glittering lights and dynamic shows. Visitors may expect festive music, themed decorations and, on some nights, visits from Santa and local choirs. 

Holidays in the Park, Lebanon: showcases Dec. 7 in Ralston Park. This community event features the annual Christmas tree lighting, carolers, festive decorations and family-friendly activities. The major feature is an illuminated Christmas parade that winds through downtown Lebanon, contributing to the small-town holiday atmosphere.

Tis the Season Christmas Bazaar: Nov. 22 – 23 in Woodburn, Oregon. A major holiday craft market with a variety of handcrafted products from local craftsmen, including seasonal decorations, jewelry and homemade foods. This bazaar is ideal for finding unique, handcrafted gifts for everyone on your list.

Christmas Arts and Crafts Event: Dec. 7, Rosedale Friends Church conducts an arts and crafts show to celebrate the holiday season. There will be cookie decorating, ornament making and snacks. All ages are welcome to attend this free event.

Unique World Christmas Pop-Up: Dec. 7 – 8. A themed pop-up that celebrates Christmas customs from throughout the world, with immersive exhibits from several nations. Each section features cultural characteristics, decor and, in some cases, delicacies unique to that nation, making this an enjoyable learning experience for people of any age.

Portland’s Christmas Fashion Show: Dec. 8th, Portland offers a holiday-themed runway event to highlight the ingenuity of local designers. Models wear festive attire suitable for holiday parties and gatherings, making this a fashionable way to start the season.

ZooLights: ZooLights are open Nov. 22 – Jan. 5. The Oregon Zoo’s annual ZooLights show includes millions of LED lights that illuminate the zoo’s paths and exhibits, converting the space into a brilliant display and providing a festive experience for families and friends alike. 

Crafty Wonderland: Dec. 13 – 15. This Portland holiday market has over 200 artists exhibiting a diverse range of handcrafted products, including art prints, pottery, clothes and accessories. Crafty Wonderland, known for its quirky, indie ambiance, is a popular destination for unique gifts while also supporting the local artist community.

A Charlie Brown Christmas – Live: Dec. 21 and 22. This theatrical presentation of the popular Christmas special features memorable sequences with Charlie Brown, Snoopy and the Peanuts gang. It’s a nostalgic, family-friendly event with live music, including the popular “Linus and Lucy” theme.

Holiday on Main: Dec. 7 – 8. Many small communities in Oregon celebrate with “Holiday on Main” festivities, which include tree lightings, seasonal business decorations and visits from Santa. It’s an opportunity to support local businesses while also experiencing the beauty of Oregon’s community-focused events.

Bend Christmas Parade: happening Dec. 7. This beautiful parade travels through downtown Bend, featuring floats, marching bands and local groups dressed in Christmas lights. The event often draws enormous audiences and concludes with Santa’s appearance, adding to the festive Christmas ambiance.

Christmas Ship Parade: daily Dec. 5 – 20. Portland has a unique custom in which brilliantly adorned boats cruise down the Willamette and Columbia Rivers, creating a sight of lights on the water. The Christmas Ship Parade may be seen from a variety of waterfront locations across the city, with good viewing points attracting joyous crowds.

Mt. Hood Christmas Train: will last from late November till early January. This magnificent train trip takes guests on a picturesque excursion through the snow-covered vistas of Mt. Hood. On board, children may see Santa, sing holiday songs and enjoy seasonal treats, making it an ideal family excursion.

Oregon’s holiday festivities provide seasonal happiness for everyone, from crowded markets and bright light displays to comfortable train excursions and small-town parades. Whether searching for artisan products, going on a snowy adventure or admiring the dazzling lights, these gatherings brighten the season. Gather with loved ones, sip some cocoa and immerse oneself in Oregon’s Christmas enchantment to make memories and enjoy the season’s pleasure. 

Contact the author at howllifestyle@mail.wou.edu 

Coldplay’s “Everyday Life,” five years in

Written by: Kiera Roedel | Copy Editor

Content warning: this article contains references to police violence, war and suicide.

Nov. 22 was the fifth birthday of Coldplay’s 2019 album “Everyday Life.” The project sticks with Coldplay’s well-established pop-rock sound, but mixes in influences like classical, afrobeat and jazz, making it one of the band’s most experimental releases. 

Lyrically, “Everyday Life” focuses on unity between people, regardless of ethnic or national barriers. This is perhaps best showcased by the fact that the only-ever live performance of the full tracklist was streamed globally from the Amman Citadel in Jordan, though Coldplay themselves are British.

The album’s 16 tracks, split into “sunrise” and “sunset” halves, have proved divisive among fans. Many proclaim certain songs as some of the band’s best ever, while dismissing others as pointless filler. So, five years on, how does “Everyday Life” stack up?

“Sunrise” — “Everyday Life’s” opener is a short instrumental track driven by calm, spare string music. It is compositionally simple and its lack of lyrics really count against it for me — not a favorite.

“Church” — Considered by many to be the true opening track, “Church” is one of the strongest on the album. Its almost four minutes are driven by a strong percussion line while lead singer Chris Martin weaves a love story that compares his significant other to a divine figure. Later in the song, Arabic vocals by guest Norah Shaqur bring the entire song together, and Martin’s sing-rapped couplet at the end over them is nothing short of incredible.

“Trouble in Town” — The first appearance of this album’s oft-discussed political themes. “Trouble in Town” condemns police violence with floaty yet strong piano-centric instrumentals and a profanity-laden recording depicting verbal abuse while a police officer detains a suspect. Not for everyone, but fantastic for those unfazed by its unique characteristics.

“BrokEn” — A divisive song due to its style — an almost a capella gospel track — and a strange choice to follow up “Trouble in Town.” Its strong religious themes and direct references to God would not be out of place if sung by a church choir. I find it catchy.

“Daddy” — This song hits some harder than others. It is sung from the perspective of a child with an absent father figure, wondering where he has been and whether he will ever return. It is slow and ethereal throughout, opening with heartbeat sound effects before a somber piano melody begins a few seconds in. The emotion in this one is bare and painful, definitely a highlight.

“WOTW / POTP” — The sound of this demo track is defined by an acoustic guitar, quiet singing and birds chirping in the background. To me, it has almost no staying power and may as well have not been included.

“Arabesque” — The title here references a style of visual art involving intricate repeating patterns covering large surfaces. Similarly “Arabesque,” one of the album’s singles, discusses unifying the people, proclaiming that we “share the same blood.” Its aggressive, percussive rhythm thumps along like a freight train, and the song is without a doubt in the top 3 best on the album.

“When I Need a Friend” — Another short, less-than-impressive track. Its slow, formless, layered vocals recall holiday carols, or more church-choir music, with a Spanish spoken-word segment inserted awkwardly at the end.

“Guns” — Aggressive and biting, “Guns” begins the “sunset” segment of the album and is perhaps the antithesis to the prior track. It is extremely political, referencing climate change, oppression of the working class, violent revolutions and the military-industrial complex. I love it for that.

“Orphans” — The other single from “Everyday Life,” “Orphans” was a breakout hit and a song that many have likely heard already. It tells the struggles of a girl and her father who become refugees during the oppressive Syrian Civil War. Thematically and musically a masterpiece, this might be the objective best on the record.

“Èkó” — Calm and relaxed, the quaint and hopeful “Èkó” shares the name of a town in southwest Nigeria. Honestly, it serves pretty well as a comfort song, but nothing special. 

“Cry Cry Cry” — Angel Moon, Coldplay’s alien vocalist who is really just a digital effect, sings along with Chris Martin throughout this deceptively optimistic song. It might have been good if its themes were better developed and it had more than a verse and a half of actual lyrics.

“Old Friends” — Another slow, calm song with simple lyrics. It describes a childhood friend of Martin’s who saved him from being hit by a car when they were riding bikes as kids. While the theme is heartfelt, the song isn’t very engaging.

“بنی آدم” — The Arabic title of this song is taken from a Persian poem, pronounced “Bani Adam.” The majority of its lyrics are a verse from the poem, spoken softly in Arabic. A great idea, but it has almost two minutes of piano solo and was likely better suited to being a 90-second interlude rather than the over-3-minute full feature that “بنی آدم” purports to be. 

“Champion of the World” — To be blunt, this is far and away my favorite song on the album. Its lyrics begin with short anecdotes of the failures of the lead singer, going so far as to specifically reference suicide and gravestones. As the music slowly builds, the lyrics pull away from the depression, asserting that whatever happens, we are still here, and that is a success in itself. The song climaxes when Martin and drummer Will Champion sing in duet that “giving up won’t work / Now I’m riding on my rocket ship / And I’m champion of the world.” “Champion of the World” has the overwhelmingly positive theme and grandiose musical style that are hallmarks of recent Coldplay, and to me, it’s probably their single greatest song in the past decade at least.

“Everyday Life” — The final song, bringing back earlier themes of the album like the similarities between and power vested within the people of the world. Musically spare but proud, it uses the same chord progression as the earlier “Church,” which helps tie the album together. While a little unimpressive in the shadow of the previous song, “Everyday Life” is still an excellent closing track. 

Overall, “Everyday Life’s” occasional extremely strong tracks have their impact lessened somewhat by slow and underdeveloped songs that hold almost no significance to the overall styling of the record. Still, those strong tracks stand as some of the best in the history of Coldplay, and are each excellent on their own. Plus, “Everyday Life’s” aesthetic is confident, with unique lyrical themes and experimental music styles strongly contributing to the album’s identity. Lyrically and musically, Everyday Life shows what Coldplay can be when at its best, even if it is interspersed with a few less-than-amazing songs.

8/10.

Contact the author at howlcopyeditor@mail.wou.edu

Christmas consumerism

Written by: Claire Phillips | Entertainment Editor

With every passing year, Christmas decorations begin to appear in stores across the country earlier and earlier, screaming — buy me. Department store Santas invite children to sit on their laps while anxious parents buy last minute gifts to put under their decked-out trees. The genuine significance of the holiday lies far beyond neon lights and Black Friday sales — if you simply dig a little deeper.

Scrambling together enough money from last month’s paycheck to pay for gifts isn’t the only Christmas stressor. Many families prepare their homes to look home magazine-perfect before their extended relatives come to visit. Then, there’s the Christmas dinner and listening to Uncle Craig talk about politics again. For many Americans, Christmas is an anxiety-inducing time of year.

However, it doesn’t have to be. Many have lost sight of the lessons the holiday season is supposed to teach. The capitalist society of America has driven Christmas to the forefront of minds even before Halloween. The earliest I’ve seen Christmas decorations arrive in stores is right after the Fourth of July passes.

Something about the green and red popping up reminds consumers of the money they have to spend — or probably shouldn’t spend — on holiday goods. The truth is, Christmas is an easy holiday to commercialize. Companies are smart; they know what people like to buy, and that is nostalgia. That little rush of dopamine is what fuels companies during the holidays.

What was it that made Christmas so special as a child? Was it really the presents under the tree, or was it the traditions made with friends and family? Looking back, my fondest memories were reading “The Night Before Christmas” with my dad and baking cookies for our neighbors with my mom. Though waiting up for Santa to deliver toys was fun, too.

This year, many have taken to the internet to show off their handmade Christmas gifts from items they already had at home to inspire others to do the same. Garlands can be made out of dried oranges or paper stars. You can even create unique wrapping paper out of recycled paper bags and personalize each present with doodles. The opportunities for creating are endless.

Many Christmas gifts are bought simply to check another person off the list, without considering their interests. 

Stephen Hartley, a junior at Western, discussed this dilemma. “If you buy something, don’t buy it for storage,” he said. “And that’s most of what Christmas gifts are, to add to the consumerism.” Though it seems like time is extremely finite at this point in the year, try to consider what each person you’re shopping for would find personal, so their gifts don’t end up in the landfill.

You don’t need to buy an “ugly” sweater from Old Navy you’ll only wear once, the point is to peruse your grandmother’s closet for a new favorite hand-me-down. And if you don’t go to the stores, they will come to you first —  “I got an email today… about getting ‘extra spending points’ if I buy things between Nov. 30 and Dec. 7… it’s like oh, I’m already getting advertisements personalized,” Hartley said. 

So, be extra careful around the holidays when it comes to spending money. Chances are, you already have all the materials for a festive time somewhere in your home.

I love giving and receiving gifts as much as the next person. However, what makes Christmas truly special is the people you spend it with. Hartley countered this opinion — “I think you don’t have to have a holiday… to celebrate with people you love. If I want to see people, I’m going to see people.”

Especially for college students, going home for the holidays is more sweet than ever. As an out-of-state student, I cherish every moment I am able to spend with my family and friends at home. Sometimes the rush of school, work and making travel plans does get in the way of what my winter break means to me.

This holiday season, take a moment to reflect on spontaneous spending habits and think about what you’re participating in. I’m not telling you to not buy any presents — that would make me a Scrooge. Gift receivers would appreciate something more sentimental rather than a stocking stuffer that will be thrown away, or even re-gifted. Don’t deny it — we’ve all been there.

It’s a tough task to face when advertisements are constantly in your face, tempting you to constantly give in to buying goodies. I understand the difficulties concerning consumerism around the holidays. There’s a bright future ahead, however, that is more sustainable and still includes everything we love about Christmas today.

If you blink, you’ll miss the magical aspects of the season. I still look forward to playing with my grandma’s handmade Christmas countdown just like I did when I was little. My grandpa still marks the See’s Candy as being delivered from “Santa,” and I love to see him happy when I play along with it. The joy of Christmas is found within the delight you bring to others. 

Contact the author at howlentertainment@wou.edu

Heartfelt holiday gifts

Low and no-cost presents for this season of giving

Allison Vanderzanden | Lifestyle Editor

The holiday season can quickly burn a hole in your pockets by the time gift shopping has been completed. But there are numerous heartfelt gifts to give that cost little to no money and still bring the holiday joy. Consider these low and no-cost thoughtful presents for friends and family this year.

Art piece: Having a knack for art — whether it be drawing, painting or crafting — can make for personalized and low-cost gifts. Depending on one’s skill set, ask loved ones for their favorite flowers, quotes, animal or character and create something special for them.

Memory jar: Use sticky notes or strips of paper to write down some favorite memories between one another. Roll or fold the notes up and place them in a jar or similar container. Decorate the jar if desired with sequins, twine, stickers or lettering.

Mixtape or playlist: Though cassette tapes are pretty outdated, the thought behind making a music mix for someone can translate to today’s era. If the gift receiver has a way to play them, make a cassette tape or CD and design a fun cover. Otherwise, create a playlist on their preferred music streaming service, and get creative by sticking to a theme. This could be the gift receiver’s favorite genre, songs that lift their spirits or songs that remind the maker of the receiver.

Offer services: Time can be one of the most useful gifts to all in our busy lives. If one has time to spare, write out a coupon book of services which the gift receiver can redeem for future use. These services could include babysitting or pet sitting, cooking meals, cleaning or yard work.

“Open when…” letters: Take some time to write personalized letters for the gift receiver to open in the future. Choose a number of specific occasions, such as “Open when you need a pep talk” or “Open when something worth celebrating has happened,” and write letters and notes to put into individual envelopes. Gather all the letters in a nice box to present to the gift receiver.

Personalized journal: Buying a journal, planner or sketchbook can be useful for many types of people. These kinds of presents can be made more personal by writing a note on the front page: give them some words of encouragement or best wishes, or draw them a picture.

Recipe cards: For families and friends who share their love through cooking, consider designing recipe cards for one another. Choose a personal favorite recipe and decorate a note card with the recipe written on it. If there are too many recipes to choose from, create multiple cards and compile them with a binder ring.

Contact the author at avanderzanden19@mail.wou.edu