This week in completely made up HORRORscopes

El personal de Western Howl

Theme: Halloween / Horror

 

Aries 21-4/19  

Wait … what’s that behind you? 

 

Tauro 4/20-5/20

Nothing can scare you when you’re already dead. 

 

Géminis 21/5-6/20 

I’ve got something that’ll scare you: 4 midterms on the SAME DAY

 

Cáncer 21/6-7/22

Kxpdq vrgd, L’p jrqqd gulqn lw olnh d shuvrq. (Caesar)

 

Leo 7/23-8/22

Week five -shiver-

 

Virgo 8/23-9/22

Believe in the power of the Mothman. 

 

Libra 9/23-10/22

BOO

 

Escorpio 10/23-11/21 

The real treasure is the demons we bring home from the journey

 

Sagitario 22/11-12/21

I wonder if squirrels can haunt you… I wish I was a squirrel.

 

Capricornio 12/22-1/19

I have a message from the ghost that’s been following me since I was 12: he says ‘boo!’

 

Acuario 1/20 - 2/18

Spooky scary midterms send shivers down your mind.

 

Piscis 2/19 - 3/20

The only scary thing about halloween that I enjoy are the zombie shaped chocolates. 

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