Esta semana en horóscopos completamente inventados

El personal de Western Howl

Theme: Which signs the stars think would win the bracket?

Aries 21-4/19  

I’d make it about halfway because I would definitely show up late

Tauro 4/20-5/20

Me.

Géminis 21/5-6/20 

me AND my split personality obvi

Cáncer 21/6-7/22

Aries. Come on, they have the same name as the God of War.

Leo 7/23-8/22

Rawr XD

Virgo 8/23-9/22

Sagittarius is literally a centaur with a bow and arrow

Libra 9/23-10/22

In true Libra nature, I think everyone should win participation awards. uwu

Escorpio 10/23-11/21 

If I say Sag, will they spare my life and NOT shoot me?

Sagitario 22/11-12/21

Fight me, b—h

Capricornio 12/22-1/19

Sagittarius is prob gonna die first

Acuario 1/20 - 2/18

Virgo for sure, they’re psycho

Piscis 2/19 - 3/20

Gemini, they just have more to work with.

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