El personal de Western Howl

Theme: Voting

 

Aries 21-4/19  

Don’t want to hear you whining if you didn’t vote.

 

Tauro 4/20-5/20

Are you ready to see another old white man as president again? 

 

Géminis 21/5-6/20 

no you can’t split your vote like your personality

 

Cáncer 21/6-7/22

Hold onto your butts.

 

Leo 7/23-8/22

Just buy a few houseplants to like, help the vibe out, you know? 

 

Virgo 8/23-9/22

Don’t worry, next week’s issue will include destressing tips.

 

Libra 9/23-10/22

Wait, I was asleep. What happened? 

 

Escorpio 10/23-11/21 

If you didn’t vote, I hope you enjoy eternal darkness 🙂

 

Sagitario 22/11-12/21

No matter what happens, we have each other — stay strong!

 

Capricornio 12/22-1/19

Ah, the elderly man contest, the most interesting time of year

 

Acuario 1/20 - 2/18

By mail or booth, you best vote

 

Piscis 2/19 - 3/20

Vote, or else…