Esta semana en horóscopos completamente inventados

El personal de Western Howl

Aries 21-4/19  

Sometimes staying up until 3am watching docuseries isn’t the best idea but go off.

 

Tauro 4/20-5/20

Astrology isn’t a lie and you should continue arguing with your parents about it. #fightthegoodfight

 

Géminis 21/5-6/20 

*eats popcorn while watching Taurus fight with their parents*

 

Cáncer 21/6-7/22

We’ve come to burgle your turts.

 

Leo 7/23-8/22

My apocalypse bingo card has a bingo, what do I win?

 

Virgo 8/23-9/22

I’ll be going back to bed after morning Zoom meetings and you should too

 

Libra 9/23-10/22

If the stars align right hopefully I’ll be a millionaire by the 22nd

 

Escorpio 10/23-11/21 

Excuse me while I avoid my class meetings so I can continue to binge Netflix shows

 

Sagitario 22/11-12/21

LET ME OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT pls 🙂 oh and don’t listen to capricorn 🙂

 

Capricornio 12/22-1/19

Welcome back everyone, good to see you. Oh wait ⏤ waiting…??????? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

Side note: sagittarius is lying, you should def listen 🙂

 

Acuario 1/20 - 2/18

Listen to a Virgo this week, for they are wise [(--)]..zzZ

 

Piscis 2/19 - 3/20

Hey there delilah what’s it like there in 2021? Im 3 months away but tonight you look so pretty…

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