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Dear Esmeralda

Screen Shot 2016-04-10 at 8.46.54 PMDear Esmeralda,

Alright, here is the issue: I really like this girl and I’ve been working very closely with her on a production. We also have been together in numbers and I’ve had close interactions with her. Like really close we’d hold hands and blow kisses and stuff … I don’t know if it was just the character she was in or what. Also when I freaked out before a performance she came over and gave me a huge pep talk and it helped so much! It made my heart leap out of my chest.

My problem is I am too nervous to even talk to her about my feelings. Also I’m super flamboyant … Idk if she’s ok with that … She is flawless in every way and gah! I don’t even know what to do! What should I do???

Crushed by a Crush

 

Dear Crushed by a Crush,

Goodness, if this isn’t the most adorable thing I’ve read! You seem to really fancy this chick! Not gonna question what production it is but sounds like fun! It may just be the production and character she was portraying. The thing is, talking to her is the only thing that can really help you at this point. I know it’s hard but fear of the unknown mustn’t stop you!

Get a little confidence! Fear will eat away at you like a cannibal! Just try and tell her “Hey mama, you got me burning up!” Wait that’s a little silly … But you get the point! Just be yourself! Tell your worries hush hush, because you will survive! It may seem like girls run the world but you just have to let it rock! I know it may not seem like much coming from a stranger but we don’t have any bad blood. Just keep hanging on till the world ends, eventually you’ll find the beauty to your beat! Just get cha head in the game and don’t let the dark side of your thoughts scare you away from happiness! Don’t let any chains hold you back, you are a boss! Maybe she’ll think, “Where have you been all my life?” You’ll never know what can be done once you tame the cyclone of nerves. Spread your wings and fly! You got this!

Best of luck!

Esmeralda

Contact Ezi on Twitter @miss_ezi or journaleditor@wou.edu with your questions on love and life!

Cocktail Corner

By: Joleen Braasch
Staff Writer

It was a nice, sunny day with a breeze when I walked over to Rookies Sports Pub and asked for a spring-inspired drink. Emily, the bartender and recent criminal justice graduate of Western, mixed me up a mango lemon drop: mango rum, triple sec (orange-flavored liqueur made from the dried peels of bitter and sweet oranges), lemonade, and lemon juice.

Rachael Jackson, campus life editor, also asked for a spring drink and, after some debate, ended up with a liquid cocaine: triple sec, amaretto (almond-flavored liqueur), Southern Comfort, vodka, and pineapple juice.

We took our drinks outside to a side patio with tables set out for the nice weather. A decorative wine barrel and the neighbor’s backyard fence kept us company. It was a quiet and pleasant atmosphere, absent of other students and perfect for chatting. We could hear the cars zooming by off the highway, but they were merely white noise in the background of our conversation that consisted mainly with love and liquor as the topics.

My lemon drop was shaken and served straight with lemon wedges and a sugared rim, in a thick martini glass without the stem. I couldn’t really taste the alcohol, which would disappoint me on a night out, but was refreshing as an afternoon cocktail. The mango rum was present, but not overpowering. Jackson thought that my drink was sweeter and more syrupy than hers. I agreed and squeezed in the juice from my lemon wedges for some added zest.

The liquid cocaine was served shaken and over ice in a pint glass, with a pink toothpick umbrella and a straw. It had a sweet, warm, nutty flavor, and Jackson said she could really taste the pineapple juice, but would have enjoyed more of an alcohol flavor.

Overall, both drinks were light and sweet, perfect for an afternoon in the sun (though they could have used a tad more liquor). But, between the two, the mango lemon drop won over my taste buds. I would most definitely mix up a boozier batch of this nectar for a daytime patio-party with friends.

Dear Esmeralda

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Dear Ezi,
I had a threesome recently with the guy I’m seeing and my best friend. He clearly is attracted to her and would like to see her in a sexual context more often. My friend is not interested and there is nothing going on between them, but I still feel a bit betrayed (and extremely jealous) by his desires. I really like him but can’t seem to move past this.
Give me some advice, please!!

Signed,
Jealous on Knox St.

 

Dear Jealous on Knox St.,
I’m liking the nickname you gave me! It fits nicely, however not as nice as the problem you gave me! Lord almighty! Well, if you read my last few advice columns you know that I am not opposed to three ways (also, congrats on the three way, queen!) Feelings are as fickle a mistress as my ex-girlfriend! Communication is key to maki
ng this work. If she doesn’t reciprocate his feelings I would not stress too much about anything physical happening, so at least you got that going for you.
As for the betrayal you are feeling … Men use both their heads to think, as I’m sure you know. Sometimes when someone is looking as fine as cherry wine they stop thinking with their top head. Now, I am NOT saying that all men do this, as there are a wide variety of sexual arousal levels for all genders. What I’m trying to say is in the heat of the moment he may not be thinking right however, if he continues to express desires for your bestie, tell him that you don’t feel comfortable with him talking like this and if he pursues the topic more call him on his s–t. If it gets bad after you’ve talked to him he may not be the one for you. Find you a man who will listen and not want to kiki (for you laymen, that means to have sexual intercourse) with your best friend. There is someone out there for everyone … enjoy your time in college and be safe! Keep slaying them, queen!
Get at me if you need to talk more!

Miss Ezi

Humans of Western

 

By: Rachael Jackson
Campus Life Editor

Belladina Starr, senior theater BFA major, recently celebrated an engagement to boyfriend, Eric Kearns, after eight years together. Here are her thoughts on long-term relationships, marriage, and college life.

On balanHOWColorcing the relationship with school:

“The most difficult thing we deal with is finding time to hang out. I take 16-20 credits every term, work, do theater, and I’m involved with Alpha Chi Omega on campus so I keep myself really busy. Most of my spare time is devoted to homework and then weekends I try to do the college social life. I feel bad, sometimes I get so distracted by school I don’t give him the attention he deserves, but he is super patient and wonderful and understands. I wouldn’t say I have missed out on anything being in a relationship. If I wanted to date around and do that whole thing I would, but the fact is I am happy and in love and why would I ever give that up to struggle to find the same thing somewhere else.”

On being ready for marriage:

“I did not expect to be engaged in college when I was younger. If you had asked me a year ago I would have laughed. But honestly I was so ready for this to happen. Eight years is a long time, and I’m graduating soon. My life is in a place of transition right now, and I don’t see myself with anyone else so why not?”

The engagement story and plans after graduation:

“It was really sweet the way he asked me. He told me he wanted it to reflect who I was, and family and friends mean the most to me. We showed up to my uncle’s house to ‘grab something’ for our date and walked into 20 to 30 of my closest friends and family. When I turned around Eric was on his knee. We celebrated with everyone and that night we left to go to the beach where he had got a big hotel room. It was absolutely perfect. Next year Eric and I are moving to Salem with friends to save up some money and then we plan on moving up to Portland so I can pursue theater. I don’t know what I’m looking forward to most, I guess I’m just excited to see what the future holds!”

Wolfie Exposed!

By: Rachael Jackson
Campus Life Editor

For the past week, campus life editor Rachael Jackson shadowed Wolfie to get an idea of the wolf behind the mask. This involved following him on trips around campus to raise spirits, outings with the athletes to games and other events, as well as sleeping in his den at night. What seemed like a quiet (if not fun) week ended up somewhere quite more nefarious.

Wolfie is far more than a mascot. He is an icon, a hero. For years, students have looked to him for guidance during the hard times, but also as a friend and confidant during the good times. But what do we really know about him? Because Wolfie communicates through school spirit rather than words, I knew that sitting him down for an interview would be difficult if not futile. And so, I took after following him on his daily grind.

I will admit that he was standoffish about the idea of having me stay the week with him. He seemed excited to have someone around with him during the day, but something unsettled him about having me there at night.

The first day was uneventful. I followed him to meetings, had dinner with the basketball team, and later watched the stars from the stadium bleachers.

His den was relocated to the field behind the turf field in 2012. It’s rather cozy and spacious with all the amenities a modern wolf would need. Despite the space, Wolfie sent me to the closet. I’m not one to argue, so into the closet I went.

Wolfie is open-minded and friendly, not the type to keep friends in the closet. So, on the third night shortly after midnight, I decided to wander freely to see why he would want me to stay locked away.

What I found was shocking.

Leading from the den entrance and into the kitchen were tufts of blood-splattered wool. I followed the trail and found an unmasked Wolfie hunched over the body of a sheep.

In an unbecoming move from a professional reporter such as myself, I let out a loud blood curdling shriek that sent Wolfie running to his room. Not wanting to be alone with the carcass, I followed after him.

Wolfie sat at the corner of his bed with his mask back on and tears pooling at his lap. On a crumbled Waremart receipt, he explained that he was not a monster, but just satiating his wolfish desires.

Despite domestication and school spirit training, Wolfie has not been able to escape his animalistic instincts. Every few weeks he keeps a fiendish desire for meat, so he wanders off to find suitable prey in the nearby farms.

Not sure about his mental state, I called the police and Wolfie is now undergoing psychiatric evaluation.

Graduating Off-Step

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By: Megan Clark

You know what’s really great? Graduating.

Graduating is what we all strive for, it’s the end goal. Well, I guess a career and paycheck is the end goal, but let’s not get too picky.

There’s this ideal picture that accompanies graduating: standing alongside peers, dressed in a red gown, poised to toss the tasseled cap.

However, many people, like myself, graduate out of sync with everyone else. Instead of graduating spring term alongside peers, some students graduate the term before or the term after, making graduation seem a little less impactful and a little less happy.

Tuyen Bolten, senior interdisciplinary studies major, is graduating this term as well.

“I do not have any friends graduating with me at the end of winter term, so my feelings about graduation have been altered slightly,” said Bolton. “I always envisioned graduating college with my closest friends by my side, and I am the first of my friends to graduate.”

Even though we can walk alongside our friends for graduation, it’s weird having to walk early (in the case of summer or fall graduates who walk in spring) or come back after three months for the ceremony.

All of the build up of working toward this one spectacular moment seems kind of anticlimactic once you realize you have to wait to seal the deal.

On coming back to Western for graduation, Bolten explained her mixed feelings on the issue, saying, “[It’ll be] happy to be back in a familiar place that became home for three and a half years, but saddening because I no longer see the same faces I got used to seeing daily.”

I know I’m going to be sad not being able to see my friends on campus everyday, but I’m looking forward to standing next to them for graduation once spring term ends.

Being campus life editor has been a really great experience and I’m happy to step down and pass the torch. It’s been fun, see you in three months!

Contact the author at meclark13@wou.edu or on Twitter @WOU_campuslife

Aren’t finals the worst?

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By: Rachael Jackson
Staff Writer

Nothing takes the sunshine and warm vibes out of the spring air quite like finals week. Well, that and the relentless torment of cold rain that seems to plague us as of late. The point is, finals are a drag.

As much as they suck, you have to dig in and try to get through. For most students, this means studying for hours, a tedious task by any measure.

Some students, like Tanner Parker, senior computer science major, like to study in places that provide a place they can easily ask a professor for guidance.

“I normally study in the ITC; when you’re there you are usually around [computer science] professors if you run into a problem and need help,” said Parker.

Another student, Carliee Leach-Provancha, senior history major, said she stays in bed to study because it provides a quiet, ambient space.

Alec Wynkoop-Roberts, junior English major, says he likes anywhere that provides a quiet and comfortable space near food.

“[Coffee shops] also usually have an assortment of baked goods to chow on,” explained Wynkoop-Roberts. “Studying makes me very hungry.”

Keeping a snack on hand can keep your mind busy while studying. Combine your favorite snack and place for a truly divine studying experience.

“I study at the library on the second or third floor or the WUC. I like it quiet, sometimes silent. I have to have my headphones playing an array of music from Childish Gambino to Tegan and Sara,” said Alyssa Chiampi, a third year public policy and administration major.

“Gummy bears and americanos get me through my studying times,” concluded Chiampi.

Contact the author at rjackson13@wou.edu or on Twitter @rachealyjackson