Oct 22 2025 | The Signs as weird things children say
Aries: “WHERE IS MY BLOOOOOD???”
Taurus: “my dad has diabetes”
Gemini: “Wow, you’re really high!” talking about someone who’s just really tall
Cancer: “He’s behind you” *The room is empty*
Leo: “But I don’t want to be Kanye, not in this climate…”
Virgo: “For someone who plays sports, you look like you need to walk more.”
Libra: “Ermmm actually”
Scorpio: “I’m gonna wait till there’s three cars coming, then I’ll push you in the road.”
Sagittarius: “When I grow up, I don’t want to be a fat grown up, I want to be a skinny grown up”
Capricorn: “CONGRATULATIONS, you’re going to the bathroom.”
Aquarius: “my poop is coming!”
Pisces: “I love you so much, I will never forget you when you pass away”
