This week in entirely made up horoscopes….

February 26, 2025

The Signs as Croc Jibbitz

Aries: Harry Potter phoenix

Taurus: Spider-Man

Gemini: lightning mcqueen

Cancer: mr. poopybutthole from Rick and Morty 

Leo: mini croc.

Virgo: is that… the duolingo owl?

Libra: Cowboy Cat YeeHaw

Scorpio: Vaporeon… you all know why

Sagittarius: Freddy Fazbear

Capricorn: golden flower from Tangled

Aquarius: a UFO

Pisces: Lord Farquad…Love for my shorties