February 12, 2025
The Signs giving Valentine’s gifts:
Aries: A custom bobblehead of themselves
Taurus: They ARE the gift
Gemini: A calendar with … unique photos
Cancer: chocolate edibles
Leo: You’re supposed to get a gift?
Virgo: Anti-aging cream (but it comes in a really pretty basket)
Libra: Tickets to the Micro Wrestling Federation
Scorpio: A copy of “Haunting Adeline” to act out together
Sagittarius: A subscription to Manscaped
Capricorn: Self improvement book
Aquarius: A burrito blanket
Pisces: A recreation of “Bold and Brash”
