What the Signs bring to Thanksgiving
Aries: Literally everything
Taurus: Turducken
Gemini: half a bottle of wine and store-bought potato salad
Cancer: The booze
Leo: The drama
Virgo: a really good but weird dessert nobody’s ever had before
Libra: Burnt Mac and cheese
Scorpio: A ham encased in jell-o
Sagittarius: The good brownies 😉
Capricorn: Bear ribs
Aquarius: Their own experimental version of green bean casserole
Pisces: Half-eaten pumpkin pie
