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This week in entirely made up horoscopes….

March 12, 2025

The Signs as Dog Breeds

Aries: Siberian Husky

Taurus: Corgi

Gemini: chow chow

Cancer: Chihuahua

Leo: Vizsla

Virgo: poorly bred pug

Libra: White Poodle

Scorpio: Belgian Malinois

Sagittarius: Chocolate Lab

Capricorn: German Shepherd

Aquarius: Crusty white dog (aka Maltese)

Pisces: Shiba Inu

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This week in entirely made up horoscopes….

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