The Signs over Winter Break:
Aries: Spends their life savings on presents
Taurus: Makes far too many baked goods
Gemini: lowkey the grinch
Cancer: tangled in Christmas lights 🙁
Leo: Hitting the slopes
Virgo: finally gonna write that book (not really)
Libra: in a meat coma
Scorpio: Ho ho ho-ing it up
Sagittarius: getting turnt AF
Capricorn: break? never heard of her
Aquarius: Silently judging all of the presents
Pisces: sleeping until noon every day
