The Signs’ Halloween Costumes
Aries: Lady Gaga dressing up as Lady Gaga
Taurus: The Queen of Hearts
Gemini: probably some version of Chappell Roan
Cancer: An inflatable shark costume
Leo: Birthday suit
Virgo: Knight armor that they smithed themselves
Libra: The Lorax who in fact speaks for the trees
Scorpio: A dark, brooding shadow daddy
Sagittarius: Peter Pan because they’ll never grow up
Capricorn: Octavius from Night at the Museum
Aquarius: Jedediah from Night at the Museum
Pisces: A hippy grandma that smells like pee
