The signs walk into a bar…
Aries: orders a shirley temple… extra cherries
Taurus: Immediately turns around because the bartender is cute
Gemini: tries to charm the bartender for free drinks (and fails)
Cancer: sees a man and walks out…
Leo: is this the punch line?
Virgo: Walks right back out
Libra: wonders which of the people they should stare at the whole night
Scorpio: “…ouch.”
Sagittarius: If they play Taylor Swift I’m going to throw hands and drinks
Capricorn: drunk crying in the bathroom all night
Aquarius: avoids eye contact with everyone
Pisces: Home! Sweet Home!
