The Western Howl Staff
Theme: What’s driving the signs mad?
Aries 3/21-4/19
Beets.
Taurus 4/20-5/20
When there aren’t any Uber Eats couriers in the area.
Gemini 5/21-6/20
a s—-y wifi connection
Cancer 6/21-7/22
A milkshake, it’s bringing all these boys to my yard and idk why
Leo 7/23-8/22
existing
Virgo 8/23-9/22
My plants keep dying and I don’t know what to do anymore
Libra 9/23-10/22
The fact that it’s March again?? Disgusting
Scorpio 10/23-11/21
Shoes that look like rats
Sagittarius 11/22-12/21
Waiting for the WandaVision finale….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Capricorn 12/22-1/19
ya know, life
Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18
Potatoes that aren’t baked to perfection
Pisces 2/19 – 3/20
Most times I find the end of the term bittersweet. Not this time.
