The Western Howl Staff
Aries 3/21-4/19
Do you mind? I’m trying to sleep
Taurus 4/20-5/20
Cats or dogs, which is better? Argue amongst yourselves
Gemini 5/21-6/20
Maybe if you look at some moss balls you’ll be less evil
Cancer 6/21-7/22
Does that window open? Cuz I’m gonna jump out of it
Leo 7/23-8/22
I need to wash my masks not give y’all life advice
Virgo 8/23-9/22
a tubular optical instrument containing lenses and mirrors by which an observer obtains an otherwise obstructed field of view
Libra 9/23-10/22
At this point, I feel like an undercover participant in “60 Days In.”
Scorpio 10/23-11/21
just thought i’d let you know, i’ve been evil since i turned 15
Sagittarius 11/22-12/21
I liek tortles
Capricorn 12/22-1/19
Sagittarius be looking sus today, they think australian shepherds are cats
Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18
*shrug* (i’ll prob change this don’t put it in)
Pisces 2/19 – 3/20
“You will be very rich and famous this week”
