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Bubble Bubble Toil and Trouble

By: Paige Scofield,
Campus Life Editor

witches-brew-cocktail-colorIt’s that time of year! The time for goblins, ghouls, witches, scary movies and alcohol. Now, any good witch knows they need the perfect potion for dancing naked under the harvest moon, but also one for a chill kick back. If this sounds appealing, then dust off your pointy hat and cauldron, because,“Witches Brew,” is the drink for you! Here’s the recipe courtesy of food.com:

Servings: 12-16 (makes one punch bowl)

What you need:
1 (6 ounce) package of lime gelatin
2 cups of boiling water
3 cups of chilled pineapple juice
1 chilled 2 liter bottle of lemon lime soda or gingerale
2 cups of vodka

Directions:
Pour gelatin mix into large bowl and slowly stir in boiling water. Continue stirring for at least two minutes until gelatin is completely dissolved.
Stir in pineapple juice, the entire 2 liter of soda and vodka.
Let cool to room temperature and serve!

This recipe is simple and sweet. To add flare, try serving the cocktail out of a cauldron. Or serve in glasses that have gummy teeth, or creature candy off the side of the cup.
I will be adding a new spooky cocktail each week of October so your Halloween party can be the talk of the wizarding world! Please drink responsibly and have a happy Halloween!

Contact the author at journalcampuslife@wou.edu

Contraception and controversy

By: TK Layman
Freelancer

The Planned Parenthood website states that in 1916 Margaret Sanger defied societal expectations by opening a clinic offering contraceptive services to women. In Brooklyn, New York, before women had voting rights, before the ability open their own bank account, a revolutionary idea was started that would be challenged throughout history. Among the first of women’s rights activists to publicly push for change, Sanger started a clinic offering reproductive health and contraceptive services for women.

100 years later, Planned Parenthood now offers many services for both women and men, ranging from contraceptives and sexual and reproductive health services, to hormone therapy.

Planned Parenthood has been the subject of public outcry since its inception in 1916, as well as being in the news in recent years. Protest groups and religiously affiliated groups have pushed for years against the organizations because of public opinion regarding abortion services, funding, and other accusations.

In August of 2016, Huffington Post also reported that Ohio Gov. John Kasich had signed a bill into law, February of that year, defunding the state’s 28 medical centers. The bill would have removed 1.3 million dollars from the organization. US District Judge, Michael Barrett, stated “irreparable injury” would come to the clinics and the community they serve. Barrett also stated that the law was unconstitutional and the law was eventually overturned in May of 2016.

Funding has been a major issue in the fight for Planned Parenthood. In September 2016, the government passed a short-term spending budget that had originally involved restrictions in funding Planned Parenthood, according to the New York Times.

In the face of public disparaging, they have managed to overcome many accusations. Contrary to popular belief, Planned Parenthood reports on their website that only three percent of their patients receive abortion services. Over 80 percent of services revolve around pregnancy prevention and contraceptive services. Planned Parenthood, on average, assists families in preventing approximately 579,000 unintended pregnancies a year.

Other services offered at the 650 clinics throughout the United States include STD/I testing, men’s and women’s sexual health, OB/GYN services, Pap tests, mammograms and LGBTQ+ services. Oregon has 12 locations, the closest to Western being in Salem and Portland. Both locations offer STD/I testing, HIV screening, pregnancy services, as well as men and women’s sexual health. The northeast Portland location additionally offers hormone services for transgender patients.

Throughout history, Planned Parenthood has been challenged as an organization. By offering many locations throughout the United States, as well as reduced costs for low income clients, Planned Parenthood continues to be a driving force in providing care for all.

Contact the author at tlayman16@wou.edu

Wolves go north

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By: Burke De Boer
Sports Editor

A long road trip saw Wolves volleyball take on Universities of Alaska at Anchorage and Fairbanks. Top ten-ranked Anchorage beat the Wolves, but they returned to Monmouth with a win after besting Fairbanks 3-1.

The Wolves put up some solid plays against Anchorage, out digging them 44-41. Senior Christie Colasurdo led on defense, racking up 19 of the digs. But these 44 digs were the result of a game played on the defense. Anchorage was all around too tough and with the win they advanced to a 17-1 record on the season.

The match against Fairbanks opened with a loss in the close first set, 22-25. The Wolves then rattled off a dominant performance the rest of the match and took three sets in a row.

“Our mentality really changed,” Colasurdo said after the game. “We decided we wanted to dictate the game and control what happened to our side and we did just that. We came out much more aggressive and started playing to win, and it worked.”

Alisha Bettinson posted yet another double-double on the season in the game against Fairbanks, racking up 15 kills and 12 digs. Colasurdo had 21 digs, and Sydney Blankinship put up 12 kills and a block. The team hit .267 on the day.

Wolves volleyball came back from Alaska with a 6-9 record, 3-5 in-conference. Your next chance to see them at home is Oct. 20 against St. Martin’s, who the Wolves beat earlier this year. The night will be a pink out, so wear pink for breast cancer awareness.

Contact the author at journalsports@wou.edu

Raiding Oakland

By: Burke De Boer
Sports Editor

In the eyes of St. Louis, Stan Kroenke is a worm of the lowliest caliber, who swept their Rams away following the allure of Los Angeles. Mark Davis and Alex Spanos look toward relocation as well, and fans of the Raiders and Chargers may need to prepare to join St. Louis in grieving.raiders-crest-raiders-com

Kroenke, owner of the Rams, moved his team out of St. Louis this year. Spanos wants his Chargers to leave San Diego and Davis has been courting the Raiders to a variety of cities. Most deals fell through but a recent proposal from Las Vegas is gaining significant traction.

The perpetually 7-9 Rams could have been playoff contenders in St. Louis. Regular demolition jobs of top opponents like Seattle, Arizona and Denver showcased their talent. The problem was that Los Angeles became a wide-open football market with the fall of USC. All Kroenke had to figure out was how to get there. The surest way to get out of town was to put out a paltry product and alienate local fans.

It worked for Clay Bennett, Robert Irsay and now Kroenke. It may work for Spanos, who spent this offseason refusing to give the third-overall pick the terms and payment top-draft-picks expect.

Unfortunately the tragedy in Oakland is not Mark Davis’ fault.

Oakland’s decrepit O.co Coliseum has the lowest capacity in the NFL. The Raiders need new ground but Davis is not one of the league’s billionaire owners. Packing a thin wallet, he can almost justify the notion of stadium subsidies. After all, a sports team is a massive part of a city’s identity and economy. The argument of owners is that teams are essentially public goods.

The taxpayers of Alameda County aren’t having it.

Various outsiders are open to helping Davis with the expensive art of stadium construction. Though the most recent is Las Vegas, other contenders were nominated in recent years.

The Raiders tried to join the Rams and the Chargers in Los Angeles. They lived in L.A. once before, but like any Hell’s Angel, they came roaring back to Oakland. San Diego has been considered if Spanos succeeds in relocating the Chargers, or the west coast could be abandoned altogether for San Antonio.
Nothing beats Texas football.

What makes this all a bummer is that for the first time, since the Jon Gruden days, the Raiders are on the come-up. With Jack Del Rio as head coach and Derek Carr under center, they’re likely to make the playoffs this year. The people of Oakland, who have watched the Raiders gurgle with mediocrity for a decade and a half, now face the prospect of seeing the rebuilding era pay dividends to another community.

Contact the author at journalsports@wou.edu

“Luke Cage”

By: Ashton Newton
Entertainment Editor

Marvel’s Netflix shows have proven one thing in the past: they know exactly what they’re doing. “Daredevil” and “Jessica Jones” both had incredible performances, compelling stories and plenty of details straight from the comics. Marvel’s “Luke Cage” is the next show in the ever-growing lineup, and it follows the footsteps of its predecessors.

Luke Cage made his debut in “Jessica Jones”: the bulletproof man with a mysterious past. The new show picks up right where the first left off. Cage moves to Harlem and tries his best to live a normal life by working multiple jobs and trying his best to lay low. Obviously, things don’t go as planned.

“Luke Cage” makes it clear that everyone is human. Although Luke has bulletproof skin, he reacts to things and feels the same emotions that any human would. On the other side, the villains Cornell ‘Cottonmouth’ Stokes, a Harlem crime lord, and his cousin, Mariah Dillard, are equally human. The hardships and tragedy these characters endure make them feel both real and relatable. This is done by fabulous performances all around.

The side characters don’t get as much focus as the main characters in “Luke Cage”. While Misty Knight plays a prominent role, her presence almost never seems necessary. Claire Temple plays a larger role. She is the only character to have appeared in “Daredevil”, “Jessica Jones” and “Luke Cage”. She is what holds these heroes together so her presence in “Luke Cage” is only logical. Her character arch has been building over years in television and I imagine that “Luke Cage” is just a small step in a long journey for her.

One of the biggest differences between “Luke Cage” and previous Netflix shows is the soundtrack. Main events and action sequences are almost always accompanied by music. Scenes at Cottonmouth’s club repeatedly show live music; sometimes the musicians are featured just as much as the actors. The soundtrack is absolutely fantastic and is used to convey common themes and emotions.

While the story is very strong, the writing feels a little off at times. There are cheesy lines so predictable they made my eyes roll. Luke Cage, specifically, is super corny. It’s partly his character, getting called out on it by other characters, but it felt a bit distracting.

The show is also a bit more adult than “Daredevil” and “Jessica Jones”. While those were very mature in their own right, “Luke Cage” has some pretty strong language and graphic violence. It’s mostly the characters in the show staying true to comics, just as The Punisher in “Daredevil” is more foul mouthed than anyone else on the show.

“Luke Cage” fits well in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. There are plenty of callbacks to other Marvel films. At one point Luke is referred to as “Harlem’s Captain America”. I’ve wished that there were more ties to the Marvel Universe since Daredevil season one, and I felt that Luke Cage did a very good job. There are huge ties to “Iron Man 2”, and for the first time, Avengers Tower was even in the background of the promotional art.

Overall, I’d recommend “Luke Cage” to anyone. It doesn’t require an extensive knowledge of superheroes, it’s culturally relevant, there’s action and drama and the performances are top of the line. It’s well rounded, wildly entertaining and easily the best Netflix Marvel show yet.

Contact the author at journalentertainment@wou.edu

This week in completely made up horoscopes

This week in completely made up horoscopes
Compiled by Zoe Strickland

Aries 3/21-4/19
This week is looking grim, Aries. For some unknown reason, all of your meal plan points are Screen Shot 2016-05-09 at 4.14.23 PMabout to disappear. The stars are showing me piles and piles of ramen in your future.

Taurus 4/20-5/20
I have a haunting suspicion that you’ll be getting mail from financial aid this week.

Gemini 5/21-6/20
This is a great week to watch musicals. Let the songs of “Hamilton” narrate your life, Gemini.

Cancer 6/21-7/22
This week something will happen in your life, Cancer. Sadly, I can’t tell you what. I’ve promised the stars.

Leo 7/23-8/22
It’s only the second week of school, but I can feel that you’re stressed. To curb your anxiety, get a group of friends together and watch “Titanic”.

Virgo 8/23-9/22
Do yourself a favor, Virgo. Go to Google and search for images of a ‘blobfish’. You’ll thank me.

Libra 9/23-10/22
Celebrate! If you have a birthday this week, you will soon be the proud owner of a Razor scooter.

Scorpio 10/23-11/21
I’ve heard that Scorpio’s are obsessive, but I’m here to tell you that the world is wrong. Checking your phone every 10 seconds to see if someone has texted you is definitely not obsessive. You’re just passionate.

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21
In 30 years, you will be the heartthrob of the PTA.

Capricorn 12/22-1/19
The stars don’t have to tell me that you’re dreading Christmas, Capricorn. This week I’m encouraging you to embrace the peppermint.

Aquarius 1/20-2/18
Just remember Aquarius, there are plenty of fish in the sea.

Pisces 2/19-3/20
This is your week, Pisces. You will finally be able to fit your hand into that Pringles can.

Too much pumpkin spice

By: Ashton Newton
Entertainment Editor

It’s fall. Classes are back, the leaves are changing color, and everybody is drinking pumpkin spice flavored coffee drinks. I’ll be honest, I live for this season and I have my fair share of pumpkin spice lattes, but this year pumpkin spice is out of control.

It seems like everyone is trying to hop on the pumpkin spice train. I’ve seen pumpkin spice flavored Oreos, yogurt, cereal and even Hershey’s kisses. In my opinion, the majority of the pumpkin spice flavored food out there right now isn’t good. It just doesn’t capture the same feeling that a pumpkin spice latte gives me.

The whole idea around pumpkin spice has been escalating over the past couple years. Starbucks has grown more aware of its popularity, other coffee places have tried copying it, but this year is too crazy.

Enough is enough. It’s time to draw the line between enjoying pumpkin spice and overdoing it.

I love pumpkin spice; it’s the highlight of my fall. It gets me through early morning classes, warms me up on cold autumn walks, but I want to keep it at that. If pumpkin spice is overdone, I fear that it’ll lose its magic. It won’t be special anymore. Even in the fall season, you have to have moderation. Going to the grocery store and seeing pumpkin spice everything ruins that.

The only thing to do is to just ignore these products, focus on what pumpkin spice has been for me in the past, and not let the name get overdone and ruined. I don’t need to breathe pumpkin spice to enjoy fall. I need to be strong, resist the temptation of things like pumpkin spice Ghirardelli chocolate squares and stay true to what pumpkin spice really is: the best fall drink flavoring out there.

Contact the author at journalentertainment@wou.edu