The Western Howl Staff
Aries 3/21-4/19
Gang gang.
Taurus 4/20-5/20
Just … go back to sleep.
Gemini 5/21-6/20
haven’t had coffee yet, pls don’t talk to me
Cancer 6/21-7/22
“I wish I could, but I don’t want to.”
Leo 7/23-8/22
Out on lunch break, will be back next week
Virgo 8/23-9/22
As the days get shorter, you become your true self. Embrace the dark, baby.
Libra 9/23-10/22
No <3
Scorpio 10/23-11/21
Some fish can walk out of water, but will they climb trees?
Sagittarius 11/22-12/21
Hey, I hope you have a wonderful day — you deserve it! Get out there and DEVOUR SOME AVOCADOS.
Capricorn 12/22-1/19
Go to bed early tonight, treat yourself to at least 8 hours of sleep 🙂
Aquarius 1/20 – 2/18
Is it just me, or is my FBI man listening a little too well?
Pisces 2/19 – 3/20
Go ahead and buy that extra sticker for your water bottle. You deserve it.
