Dear Esmeralda,

My roommate flirts with my fiancé all the time when they come over, and I think they might be in love with them, and I think my fiancé might like them back and the three of us are supposed to live together next year. What should I do?

Sincerely,
Caught in a Love Game

Dear Caught in a Love Game,

Well, first off, props for the Lady Gaga reference, even if it was unintentional.
For second, I have some questions for you: Do you want love? Do you want fame? Are you in the game?
For third, gurl what!? Oh honey, nay nay! Goodness! Lord have mercy on your fiancé’s soul! Just soak the body in a hydrofluoric acid solution à la Breaking Bad and wear gloves!
All joking aside, let’s get down to brass tacks. Have you tried talking to both parties separately? Communication is key! It may be a misunderstanding. If not, when all else fails, as they say in France (probably), have a ménagé trois!

XOXO,
Esmeralda