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Always Funny and Ever Wise: Poison Waters

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By: Justin Oehler
Freelancer

From living in California to being a new kid in Portland, Poison Waters is fabulous and funny. She has been doing drag for almost thirty years and is as popular and vivacious as ever.

Poison Waters, according to her website, has had experience working with the Women’s Inter-community AIDS Resource and currently acts as camp director at a summer camp for kids who are infected or affected by HIV/AIDS.

Full of jokes and wisdom, she told it like it is. At the Out and Proud dinner on Jan. 3, Waters told the gathered crowd all about her early life as a quarter Mexican, a quarter Native American, and half black, gay boy.

As the keynote speaker for the dinner, she shared her experiences with the audience. When she moved to Portland, she said it was the blackest city she had ever lived in. She mentioned how much she enjoyed being surrounded by people of color at the dinner, saying she was excited not to be “the raisin in the rice patch.”

She came from a very supportive, diverse family and spoke on how lucky and happy she was to be in that situation. Yet, she knew she was “odd” for a long time and her mother and sister did too by telling her, “You know you gay, right?”

She shared worries that many people face, saying she felt like an alien waiting for the mother ship to come pick her back up. Feeling different and out of place, even when supported by family, is difficult, especially as a young person part of the LGBT*Q+ community.

However, Waters noted that, as she has gotten older, much the world has changed for the better with regards to the LGBT*Q+ community as well as People of Color (POC).

She was so pleased to see that young folks don’t need to go through what she saw back in her day. Her “intersectionality” was a popular topic of discussion for Waters.

She first wanted to become a drag queen and embrace the diversity of the gay community when her drag mother, Rosie Waters, inspired her to become her true, fabulous self.

She seems to have a joke for every occasion and never missed an opportunity to tell one. Even still she had moments of seriousness and during the show and gave valuable advice for young POC, Queer people, and drag queens.

Panel colors campus in rainbows

By: Rachael Jackson
Staff Writer

The Triangle Alliance and Multicultural Student Union hosted a panel discussion on the experiences of being queer persons of color. The five-person panel consisted of those of Japanese, Latino, and African American backgrounds.

Natasha/Nathan Mireles, a junior biology major, seemed excited for the panel to begin.

“I am eager to know about the intersectionality of lives of people who are persons of color and who are also queer,” Mireles said. “For me, I don’t identify as a person of color and I want to know how their experience differs from mine.”

Intersectionality is an identity that lies within another identity. For example, a woman might identify as bisexual but also as Chinese-American.

The panelists were asked questions varying from issues coming out to parents, dealing with ideals set by the media, and finding a balance between the many intersections of identities.

Ty Lewis, an ASL interpreting major and senior, described how he feels about his own intersectionality.

“If I waltz into a classroom, and I’m white presenting, my queer identity takes over,” said Lewis. “I do feel like I present one part of myself depending on the place.”

If you’re interested in exploring this topic or others within the LGBTQ+ community, stop by Ackerman 141 for a Triangle Alliance meeting on Tuesdays from 4 to 5 p.

Wolves fall short in crunch time

By: Jamal Smith 
Sports Editor

The women’s basketball team stormed north of the border to Burnaby, B.C., to face Simon Frasier University (SFU), on Saturday, Jan. 30, 2016. After a highly contested battle, the Wolves fell short in the fourth quarter and were defeated 66-59.

Redshirt junior Kelsey Henry (F) led the Wolves in scoring coming off the bench with 8 points. Senior Emily Howey (C), freshman Kaylie Boschma (G) and freshman Ali Nelke (G/F) each tallied 7 points.

SFU jumped out to an early lead but a Howey layup gave the Wolves their first lead of the game at 6-5. The first quarter went back-and-forth with four lead changes and the Wolves found themselves up 18-17 at the end of the first quarter.

At the 7:24 mark of the second quarter, the Wolves got their largest lead of the night on a layup by sophomore guard Sydney Azorr; however, the Clan went on an 11 point unanswered run to take a 30-26 lead with just over four minutes remaining in the half.

The Wolves buckled down on defense and Nelke was unstoppable, hitting three consecutive buckets to give the Western a 32-30 lead going into half time.

The Clan pulled away from the Wolves late in the third quarter by shooting the deep ball, getting to the free throw line, and converting their free throws. Western came within three points of the lead halfway through the fourth quarter but that was the closest they would get.

WOU finished the game shooting 0.391 percent from the floor (18-of-46) and went 2-of-14 from long range. The Wolves out rebounded the Clan 37-25.

The loss brings the Wolves’ overall record to 3-17 and 2-10 in GNAC conference play.

Next up, Western will host the University of Alaska Anchorage Seawolves on Saturday, Feb. 6 at 7 p.m. in the New P.E. Building. After the matchup with the Seawolves, the Wolves hit the road for their next four matchups before returning home for the final two games on their schedule.

The Schwartz Awakens with “Spaceballs 2”

By: Ashton Newton
Staff Writer

It doesn’t take much to notice that, right now, Star Wars is on fire. The franchise has had an extremely successful past six months and shows no signs of slowing down.

Right now is the perfect time for Mel Brook’s “Spaceballs” sequel, “Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money.”

The sequel was first officially mentioned when the original film came out in 1987 as a joke, but Brooks has recently confirmed on “The Nerdist” podcast; yes, it’s happening.

Brooks wants to bring back as much of the original cast as possible. Unfortunately Joan Rivers, Dick Van Patten, and John Candy have all passed away.

Brooks said in a 2014 interview that he would never do a “Spaceballs” sequel without Rick Moranis. Moranis hasn’t been active since 1997 and has yet to comment on the rumors. Moranis recently turned down a cameo in the “Ghostbusters” reboot.

The original “Spaceballs” was released in 1987, four years after “Star Wars: Return of the Jedi” and quickly became a beloved member of the parody family. IMDB has the movie ranked at the seventh best parody movie of all time, with the list topped by “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” and “Airplane!”

“Spaceballs” received a reboot in 2005 when Brooks directed a 13 episode animated series following the release of the “Star Wars” prequels. The series saw the return of Daphne Zuniga and Joan Rivers, but no other original cast members.

You can find the animated series on YouTube with all of its “Star Wars” parody fun. The first episode “Revenge of the Sithee” even features a character very similar to Darth Maul.

Not much has been confirmed regarding “Spaceballs 2,” but Brooks told “The Nerdist” that the film is in early stages of development and that he hopes to start shooting early this year.

Wolves welcome 28 student-athletes to the Pack

By: Jamal Smith 
Sports Editor

On Wednesday, Feb. 3, Western Oregon Universities’ head football coach Arne Ferguson announced 28 high school football players signed their letters of intent to join the team in the fall.

Out of the 28 new recruits, 16 are from Oregon and 5 are from Washington. The 2016 recruiting class also has highly touted high school players from Alaska, Arizona, California, Hawaii, and Idaho.

“We are very happy with the kids that have committed to Western Oregon,” said Ferguson. “Our coaches put in the time and did a really good job recruiting players that will give us an opportunity to compete against the best teams in Division-II.”

At the Wolves’ National Signing Day event on Wednesday at Crush Wine Bar and Tasting Room, Ferguson talked about what traits and characteristics the coaching staff looks for in recruits.

“First of all, we look for a good student that’s motivated and driven,” said Ferguson. “Western Oregon does a good job recruiting student athletes who will work hard, learn, and get an education.”

“The second thing is that we are obligated to make sure that they will be successful in Division II football, and that’s not easy,” added Ferguson. “We want [the recruits] to be successful and we want them to be on the football field because we know that they all work very hard for the opportunity.”

“The last thing we look for is their leadership, being in a winning program and knowing the little things that matter in order to contribute to the team,” said Ferguson.

With the recent success of the program, Western Oregon has created a winning culture. “We have had ten winning seasons in a row and we have been second in about eight of those, so we are looking for those extra couple inches to push us over the edge,” said Ferguson.

The following is a list of the student-athletes who have committed to the program:

 

Name Pos. Ht. Wt. Hometown/High School/Previous School
Malik Abdul-Haqq DB/WR 6-5 166 Seattle, Wash. / Cleveland
Curtis Anderson DB 6-2 180 Klamath Falls, Ore. / Mazama
Nick Bartel OL 6-5 295 Ferndale, Wash. / Ferndale
Taylor Bratton RB 6-2 205 Eugene, Ore. / Sheldon
Tyree Carson DB 5-11 175 Lynnwood, Wash. / Meadowdale
Cody Coppedge WR 6-3 175 West Linn, Ore. / West Linn
Nick Duckworth QB 6-6 230 Scottsdale, Ariz. / Notre Dame Prep / Ventura / Phoenix College
Tate Edmundson DL 6-2 320 Eugene, Ore. / Sheldon
Cody Ekwall TE 6-5 270 Grants Pass, Ore. / Grants Pass
Caden Finkley LB 6-1 245 Boise, Idaho / Bishop Kelly
Hunter Hickok LB/FB 6-2 250 Juneau, Alaska / Juneau-Douglas
Tamir Hill DB 5-10 175 Meridian, Idaho / Rocky Mountain
Wyatt Hutchinson QB 6-0 175 Clackamas, Ore. / Clackamas
Markus John DL 6-4 320 Salem, Ore. / West Salem
Hudson Kennedy OL 6-3 290 West Linn, Ore. / West Linn / College of the Siskiyous
Nathan Mahaffie LB 6-3 215 Eugene, Ore. / Sheldon
Blaise Manabe WR 5-9 175 Honolulu, Hawaii / Radford
Twister McComas DL 6-3 240 Banks, Ore / Banks
Chandler Obermire DL 6-2 228 Eugene, Ore. / Sheldon
Anthony Orlando OL 6-4 270 San Francisco, Calif. / Archbishop Riordan
Tayvis Passos OL 6-1 295 Honolulu, Hawaii / Radford
Jakob Pruitt OL 6-3 265 Beaverton, Ore. / Valley Catholic
Michael Pruitt DB 6-1 200 Ashland, Ore. / Ashland
Matthew Shouldis LB 6-3 200 Dayton, Ore. / Dayton
Bobi Sims WR 6-0 175 Kent, Wash. / Federal Way
Blake Walker QB 6-3 170 Hillsboro, Ore. / Liberty
Harrison White WR 6-1 167 Lynnwood, Wash. / Meadowdale
Evander Willingham TE/LB 6-4 225 Redmond, Ore. / Redmond

Radiohead fans have gone berserk

By: Darien Campo
Staff Writer

Radiohead announced the release of their first album as an unsigned band, “In Rainbows,” on September 30, 2007. Guitarist Johnny Greenwood made the announcement in a one sentence blog post with no prior build-up:

“Well, the new album is finished, and it’s coming out in 10 days […] We’ve called it ‘In Rainbows’.”

Four years later on Feb. 14, 2011, Radiohead announced they would be releasing their eighth studio album, “The King of Limbs,” in only five days – again, with no previous mention of an album. To everyone’s surprise, the album actually released a day early.

It’s been almost five years since their last release and Radiohead fans are beginning to feel the rumblings of a new LP on the horizon.

In 2005 Radiohead ended their contract with EMI in order to pursue a modern method of exchanging music between the band and their followers.

“I like the people at our record company, but the time is at hand when you have to ask why anyone needs one,” said Thom Yorke, lead singer.

Radiohead is the world’s most popular band to go without a label, which has led to some pretty unorthodox and “Surprise!” album releases.

If you have ever spent time talking with a Radiohead fan, you pick up just how rabid and obsessive they can be. If you let them, they will go on for hours about how two albums recorded a decade apart are actually written to be played together in a certain order.

Although we sound insane, we’re completely justified in our obsession. Radiohead feeds their fans with cryptic messages and mysterious photos knowing that we’ll pick them apart for clues. Never before have I seen a band that can so successfully manufacture fanatical hype for their music without dropping a dime on marketing.

These last few months alone have been an incredible testament to the perseverance of the Radiohead fandom. Anyone curious enough to follow the “r/radiohead” sub-Reddit can watch the detective work unfold daily. Fans have programs set to alert them to every slight change in code on WASTE and Dead Air Space, the two parts of Radiohead’s website. (Is the album being secretly uploaded where we can’t see it?)

Fans collectively lost their minds the other week when a Soundcloud glitch revealed that the band had privately uploaded a track that no one could listen to yet. (A new single, set to release any minute?)

Anything posted online by band members is picked apart and scrubbed through as fans struggle to find any clue to the release of Radiohead’s ninth studio album – which they’ve collectively dubbed “LP9.”

The best part of riding the “Radiohead Hype Train 2016 (CHOO CHOO)” is knowing that the music we get will be completely worth the wait. And although we have to fight for every detail and go for years at a time with no encouragement or clues, I know that not a single one of us would have it any other way.

Catching ‘em all for 20 years

By: Declan Hertel
Entertainment Editor

When it comes to my generation, I prefer the moniker “’90s Kids” to “Millenials” because at least the derision “’90s Kids” carries is self-inflicted. And “’90s Kids” are now reaching that age where they’re realizing that the things they love are aging with them, and not too long ago, a beloved franchise had an early release of their anniversary Super Bowl ad: kids, Pokémon just turned 20.

For those of you just emerging from that cave and joining the surface dwellers, Pokémon are fantastic creatures that inhabit far off lands, and certain humans that live in those lands, Pokémon Trainers, capture them, befriend them, and pit their team of Pokémon against the teams of their rivals in Pokémon battles.

With six generations of Pocket Monsters (“Pokémon” is a portmanteau) in a long-running anime and series of movies, a trading card game, twenty-four video games in the main series with a great many spinoffs plus an augmented-reality game on the way, and no end in sight for any of that, Pokémon is a cultural force to be reckoned with the world over, especially in America and Japan, its country of origin.

People love Pokémon. There are countless videos of Pokémon events wherein a large contingency of people dress up as Pikachu, the most iconic Pokémon, and perform silly dances. There is a very active “Trainer” community, with players of all colors and creeds coming together to whoop on each other’s virtual pets. Even the Trading Card Game, which is admittedly not as popular as it once was, still has a dedicated player base (that I would be an unashamed part of if I had time or money).

I was honestly a bit inspired by the ad put out by The Pokémon Company, probably because I’ve grown up with it. The message the franchise has always carried is gloriously represented: if you work hard and never, ever give up, you can be the very best, like no one ever was. Train on.