Mount Hood

Esta semana en horóscopos completamente inventados

El personal de Western Howl

Tema: ¡Consejos de verano para chicas calientes!

Aries 21-4/19  

ya estás caliente

Tauro 4/20-5/20

Dormir. Nada más.

Géminis 21/5-6/20 

En desacuerdo con Virgo, evita la crema solar y tápate

Cáncer 21/6-7/22

Vive la vida al máximo y no tengas miedo

Leo 7/23-8/22

Tu fuego está un poco bajo nena, es hora de que lo recuperes

Virgo 8/23-9/22

Utiliza un protector solar con un factor de protección mínimo de 30.

Libra 9/23-10/22

GTL; ¡Gimnasio, bronceado, lavandería! #jerseyshore 

Escorpio 10/23-11/21 

ser marica invocar el miedo

Sagitario 22/11-12/21

hidrato

Capricornio 12/22-1/19

Llora dos veces al día, aclarará tu piel y te hará unas fotos increíbles.

Acuario 1/20 - 2/18

Actúa "culto" y pide un "Ban(h) Mi" que en realidad es sólo un sándwich de pollo

Piscis 2/19 - 3/20

¿Subir la calefacción?

Esta semana en horóscopos completamente inventados

El personal de Western Howl

Tema: ¡No hay tema!

Aries 21-4/19  

You have entered the rat zone. 

Tauro 4/20-5/20

Be gay, do crimes 

Géminis 21/5-6/20 

okay google, why does burnt popcorn taste like how cat piss smells?

Cáncer 21/6-7/22

Js, i’d sell your soul to satan for a corn chip

Leo 7/23-8/22

EArly summmmmer breakkk plz

Virgo 8/23-9/22

I think, ergo I am.

Libra 9/23-10/22

Hey siri, locate my fwb?

Escorpio 10/23-11/21 

Say hi to the gods

Sagitario 22/11-12/21

Hello my little pogchamp UwU

Capricornio 12/22-1/19

If you see a sagittarius today, attack them say hello 🙂

Acuario 1/20 - 2/18

zzzzz

Piscis 2/19 - 3/20

All I want today is a good gummy shark. 

Esta semana en horóscopos completamente inventados

El personal de Western Howl

Tema: Historias de una palabra

Aries 21-4/19  

Nicolas

Tauro 4/20-5/20

Cage

Géminis 21/5-6/20 

Has

Cáncer 21/6-7/22

En

Leo 7/23-8/22

Fútbol

Virgo 8/23-9/22

And

Libra 9/23-10/22

He’s

Escorpio 10/23-11/21 

Going

Sagitario 22/11-12/21

To

Capricornio 12/22-1/19

H–l.

Acuario 1/20 - 2/18

Touchdown!

Piscis 2/19 - 3/20

GOAL!!!

Bebidas y críticas: "Shaun of the Dead"

Una película aterradora pero conmovedoramente divertida desde la perspectiva de dos críticos y medio

Allison Vanderzanden | Editor de estilo de vida
Carpintero de Sydney | Editor de noticias
Rylie Horrall | Redactor Jefe

TW: Consumo de alcohol

While it’s not the type of horror movie that’s actually scary, “Shaun of the Dead” was able to give us some good laughs for a drunk movie review. Be cautious of spoilers, and please drink responsibly.

Allison Vanderzanden | Editor de estilo de vida

I’m just going to start b ysaying that I had no idea what even genre we were watching going in it was so much dry humor that i was confused because i thought we were watching a horror movie??? Sure enough it’a spooky half way through, people are dying, people are moaning and groaning and also dying, and more people are dying cuz they’re killing ebveryone. Horror movie indeed. 

ANyway it actually got emotional and i looked it up and it has a 92% on rotten tomatoes??? Again, not what I expected but i must agree that the mix of horror and comedy was actually impressive ive never experienced such a movie btu it was cool. I dont think horror movies that have zombies are ever that great but like i said, it was cool. GG shaun and the dead. And liz. And the other lady who saved them. OH AND ED WHO”S STILL IN THE SHED. gg to him too. Hahhaha. Ed in the shed. New title for the movie. JK SPOILERS


Carpintero de Sydney | Editor de noticias

Welcome to part two of sydney gets drunk what a wild ride folks all i have to say is i fell a sleep during the move and have absolutely not recollection of what actually happened that right ladies gentlemen i fell asleep and i have no regrets anway from what i remmevver that actually had toilet paper evern though dead peope were weeveyr where like wtf like we ran out of toliet paper 3 dayin into a pandemic and then on top of it they didn’t even run out of power anyway im exhausted and i’ve learned my limit is two because holy moly     we are not having it plz and thank you rip my tinder messages peace out girl scouts


Rylie Horrall | Redactor Jefe

Okay FIRST my man ed was so great, he shaped up his act and was so chillbeat th e end they played games together still!1 he was shooting zombies as a ZOMEBI thats whats the jiikd wird uhhh intraceptive? Idk but lso RIP MOOOOOMM :(((( i knew she was bitten but like SAADADA. Oh and f–k the one guy david? The four eys t–t, david i think he died and that wasnt sad, he was a d—-e so kike theswe things happen to d——-s

I actually didnt liek hate th e moveiw but i don’t think it woudlbt have the same eefect if sober, it was p bad but bad in a good terrible way, theers another i thinking which THAT wukd be fun, like did liz stay with shaun even thoug his bf is deade in the garage? Probably, shes a nice lady i liek her ans she was GOREGOEU FR NO CAP

In conclusion, rip my man ed, well be  asd ab trmom as always, and f–k david d—–g

Esta semana en horóscopos completamente inventados

El personal de Western Howl

Tema: ¿Cuáles son los signos favoritos de la Tierra?

Aries 21-4/19  

Coca-Cola

Tauro 4/20-5/20

Whatever will get me the drunk the fastest.

Géminis 21/5-6/20 

Dog water

Cáncer 21/6-7/22

Mimosa, hold the champagne

Leo 7/23-8/22

We will be SOBER hit em with a limeade

Virgo 8/23-9/22

Is straight Fireball a cocktail?

Libra 9/23-10/22

Vodka in a plastic water bottle

Escorpio 10/23-11/21 

rooster

Sagitario 22/11-12/21

AMF AMF AMF AMF AMF AMF CHECK OUT OUR YOUTUBE VIDEO

Capricornio 12/22-1/19

Anything that i can add maraschino cherries to

Acuario 1/20 - 2/18

Juice … just juice

Piscis 2/19 - 3/20

Love me a sex on the beach 😉

Esta semana en horóscopos completamente inventados

El personal de Western Howl

Tema: ¿Cuáles son los signos favoritos de la Tierra?

Aries 21-4/19  

Mi cama. 

Tauro 4/20-5/20

Abejas 🐝

Géminis 21/5-6/20 

Mangos, papayas, aguacates, ya sabes. Las cosas buenas.

Cáncer 21/6-7/22

El océano, así que ayuda a cuidarlo, por favor.

Leo 7/23-8/22

Los extraterrestres visitan a veces y eso es bastante chill

Virgo 8/23-9/22

El chocolate me ha ayudado mucho

Libra 9/23-10/22

¡Me gustan las tortugas!

Escorpio 10/23-11/21 

Las plantas venenosas son SUPER enfermizas

Sagitario 22/11-12/21

100T copropietario Valkyrae. Que su presencia bendiga el alma de la Tierra.

Capricornio 12/22-1/19

Plantas, para decirlo sin rodeos

Acuario 1/20 - 2/18

Plantas que comen bichos ... tan metálicos

Piscis 2/19 - 3/20

Que cada planta tiene su propósito, incluso las malas hierbas.

Esta semana en horóscopos completamente inventados

El personal de Western Howl

Tema: ¿A qué son alérgicos los signos?

Aries 21-4/19  

deez nuts

Tauro 4/20-5/20

b.s. i don’t need to spell it out for ya

Géminis 21/5-6/20 

Bees love Geminis y’know, hope you’re prepared

Cáncer 21/6-7/22

citrus

…there’s no joke, i just live a sad life without good fruit

Leo 7/23-8/22

Coffee that isn’t iced

Virgo 8/23-9/22

North Dakota

Libra 9/23-10/22

I’m allergic to huge family gatherings

Escorpio 10/23-11/21 

Everyone is allergic to scorpion venom. You are no exception

Sagitario 22/11-12/21

Tu madre.

Capricornio 12/22-1/19

Agua bendita con sabor a Buda, por alguna razón no me sienta bien

Acuario 1/20 - 2/18

yo mismo

Piscis 2/19 - 3/20

Con lo tapada que tengo la nariz... aire