Chuckle: Toothpicks and salt

One day before break, I was having lunch in a nearby diner (in Independence, Oregon).  In walked two older gentleman and I couldn’t see them because my back was to the door.  They were very friendly and exchanged a series of greetings with the regulars and sat down.

The waitress was busy between two rooms of customers and when she got to their table ready with her order pad she said, “Can I get you fellows something?”

“No. It’s fine.”  replied one gentleman, “We just came by for some toothpicks and salt.”

The waitress along with the entire room of patrons burst into laughter.  How can something so simple be so funny?  It was simply funny.

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