{"id":25648,"date":"2026-04-15T12:50:43","date_gmt":"2026-04-15T20:50:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/?p=25648"},"modified":"2026-04-28T12:52:29","modified_gmt":"2026-04-28T20:52:29","slug":"this-week-in-entirely-made-up-horoscopes-31","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/this-week-in-entirely-made-up-horoscopes-31\/","title":{"rendered":"This week in entirely made up horoscopes\u2026."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>April 15, 2026 | <span style=\"font-weight: 400\">What the signs spend their tax returns on<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Aries: responsibly saves 50%, the rest is fetish gear<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Taurus: teeth<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Gemini: fursuit savings account<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Cancer: Plushies from their favorite TV show<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Leo: Materials for a hobby started two days ago<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Virgo: pokemon cards<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Libra: Many, many Legos<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Scorpio: Tickets to a concert in the middle of the desert in mid-July<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Sagittarius: sims 4 packs<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Capricorn: Chipotle<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Aquarius: hamster\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Pisces: probably owes taxes so\u2026 nothing?<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>April 15, 2026 | What the signs spend their tax returns on Aries: responsibly saves 50%, the rest is fetish gear Taurus: teeth Gemini: fursuit savings account Cancer: Plushies from their favorite TV show Leo: Materials for a hobby started two days ago Virgo: pokemon cards Libra: Many, many Legos Scorpio: Tickets to a concert [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1645,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"This week in entirely made up horoscopes\u2026.","_seopress_titles_desc":"April 15, 2026 | What the signs spend their tax returns on","_seopress_robots_index":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25648","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"modified_by":"saragerrick","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25648","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1645"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25648"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25648\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25652,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25648\/revisions\/25652"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wou.edu\/westernhowl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}